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Chatgeepeetee

@Chattgeept

Certified overthinker, Fluent in sarcasm. dark humour connoisseur.

Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Şubat 2026
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Chatgeepeetee@Chattgeept·
@mbiti_mwondi He cant. He only runs his mouth here, if he had the balls, hangedinyiwa.
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Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD
Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD@mbiti_mwondi·
You know all this but couldn’t intercept the boda boda guy?
Robert ALAI, HSC@RobertAlai

Senator Osotsi really wants me to deal with him? I see MP Caroli Omondi insulting me in parliament. Ask Senator Osotsi if he knows the lady named Zadia Loyolei from Eldoret. The @DCI_Kenya must talk to Loyolei and triangulate on the phone numbers she used while with Osotsi in Kisumu. When Osotsi was attacked, Loyolei went to the room and demanded only her belongings. Why didn't she pick the things of Osotsi. Do you know the person who picked up Osotsi's belongings from the room? Hawa MPs wananijaribu. I will deal with them properly with facts and evidence. I don't speak from ignorance. He spent two nights with the lady, and I have all the M-Pesa messages of the lady paying for a taxi while with Osotsi. I have seen the CCTV footage from where he had a good time with the lady, and he should not threaten me. You, Linda Mwananchi, you people don't push me. If I am force, I will expose you badly; UD8FRBVTXF Confirmed. You have received Ksh500.00 from Zadia Loyolei 0113***993 on 8/4/26 at 5:14 PM New M-PESA balance is Ksh500.00. To view the Full Number, forward this message to 334. UD8FRBVK8Q Confirmed. You have received Ksh1,000.00 from Zadia Loyolei 0113***993 on 8/4/26 at 3:51 PM New M-PESA balance is Ksh1,809.90. To view the Full Number, forward this message to 334. UD8FRBUWL6 Confirmed. You have received Ksh1,300.00 from Zadia Loyolei 0113***993 on 8/4/26 at 1:46 PM New M-PESA balance is Ksh1,316.90. To view the Full Number, forward this message to 334. Osotsi should deal with the facts of his case. It has nothing to do with Raymond Omollo or Robert Alai. It has everything to do with his private rendezvous.

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Chatgeepeetee@Chattgeept·
@Adele_lide At your age, you are blogging for a failled regime, failya! Disrediting seasoned politicians for whateva peanuts the govt is paying you?
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Adele
Adele@Adele_lide·
Kenyatta was 31 when KCA sent him to London. Jaramogi founded Luo thrift at 35. Moi was elected to LEGCO at 31. Mboya was already "ATWOLI" at 23. Kibaki was 29 when Jaramogi handpicked him to head KANU secretariat. Ruto was 31 when he floored Chesire Babu Owino is 36 and has NO major achievement. Don't mention being an MP, because Boyd Were became one at 27. Political giants emerge early
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Chatgeepeetee@Chattgeept·
@Maryian96 We know her, we donounce her. She is speaking with her stomach, which obviously is full of statehouse garbage
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Mary Njoroge
Mary Njoroge@Maryian96·
Mt Kenya please,if this is your sister,your cousin or a friend tell her that she has no shame left,we can't do this again!!! You sit down to compose a video for a killer regime?
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Masika
Masika@Masika_039·
An Mp you're 100% sure is going home in 2027?
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Chatgeepeetee@Chattgeept·
@Hikimori4 @tristarbenzos true, true, i didnt want to urgue with the big man here, but i dont see how you can get those figures on the petrol w204. i couldnt get past 11kms, and thats highway driving, lightfooted. car was in mint condition,
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Hikimori
Hikimori@Hikimori4·
@tristarbenzos @Chattgeept Yes, but the figures you are giving are when the car is new..the consumption gets worse with time..even with regular service
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Tri-star Benzes Ke
Tri-star Benzes Ke@tristarbenzos·
Mercedes C200 petrol (silver) Mercedes C220 CDI (black) On a good day, the petrol C200 can return 15 kms on a liter of petrol. On the other hand, the C220 CDI, can give you 23kms on a liter of diesel. So even at the same price point.. pick the bear
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The Mayor
The Mayor@themayor_ke·
"Ruto now says he didn't increase the price of kerosene because boda boda riders use it on a daily basis" Ama Ruto ni wazimu?🤔
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LeRoy@LeeRussian·
I'm gonna sleep happy because these wheels were uniformly matched...
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Lydia Warui
Lydia Warui@LGWarui·
Why do Men think Vaginas get loose if you sleep with 30 different people but it stays tight if you sleep with the same person 30 times?
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BRENDA
BRENDA@brendahfred·
Men, tie ni 700 or these nairobi vendors are conning us?
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Kate 💦😍
Kate 💦😍@MissLingard14·
Huku kisii Mafuta Ni 208 Kenyan shillings na sijaskia mtu akicomplain.
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Nyaburi 🐝
Nyaburi 🐝@Nyaburinyauma·
My two wives i bought with my own money 💰 Locals mzee azibless
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MrBlack™
MrBlack™@KE_MrBlack·
Car for sale: Without fuel 200,000 with fuel 543,245
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Nkiro😍
Nkiro😍@dorca_tshirts·
Hii imejichora out of nowhere kwa my thighs 😭😭 and it's so painful and itchy.
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Robie™
Robie™@robie474·
I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realise you've been roasted until 3 thoughts later
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Mbabz
Mbabz@Kalasinga_·
Mangai next gearhaus road trip ni kama tutaenda Ruiru wallahi.
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Juma G 🇰🇪
Juma G 🇰🇪@jumaf3·
For Nairobi traffic, we are at the mercy of an ignorant traffic police officer who is always on the phone... Like now, at Kasarani Roundabout, we are the mercy of one... I suspect she is on TikTok... So clueless...
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Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪
Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪@kijana_misa·
Someone should tell Mwende she is now on her 30's abehave ka mama ya mtu.
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