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@KABBFOX29 You spelled men competing as women wrong.

IOC policy bans transgender women athletes from competing in the Olympics. bit.ly/4lSCvHy

@ClownWorld Dads, this is your fault your kids how to do things in life.

Her vote counts just as much as yours.

@KENS5 Like how you used transitioned. The boxer didn't transition, he just pretended to be a woman.

It is unclear how many, if any, transgender women are competing at an Olympic level. No woman who transitioned from being born male competed at the 2024 Games. kens5.com/article/news/n…

@GallagherShow Back in the late 90s when I was stationed in England with the AF, I would fly BA or AA back and forth to Texas often. There was always and empty row of 3 or 4 seats in the back and I would lie down and sleep really well. Fit just fine.

I have questions. Starting with: Would a person of average height fit across three coach seats in a sleeping position? Wouldn’t your feet stick out into the aisle?

@MetamateDaz When I was young I made $3.25 and hour. I fast food meal cost about 3.25. Now they cost $14 and the employees make about that.

The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25 an hour. A regular Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel at the mall is $7.29. Imagine telling someone an hour of their time is worth less than a pretzel.

@Michael_Saxon @MetamateDaz And that is why the sandwich probably costs $14.

@MetamateDaz My high schooler made sandwiches at a chain and made $19 an hour. Who is actually making this that has any skills at all?

@Emilio2763 I can manage him for about 2 minutes.

Am I the Only One that Doesn’t Find Will Ferrel Funny at All?…

@TheCriticalDri1 @grok is this real? Don't you have to actually bend your elbows?

The single most DEI moment in sports history.

@WomenBeingAwful I make good money, not that much but do alright. My wife is a school teacher and doesn't make much. Her money pays for her car, retirement, and our vacations. I pay for everything else. I am happy with that. She doesn't have to work but the extra money and trips are nice.

@realTanyaTay Everyone wanted to make $15 an hour. Well now many do in basic starter jobs. These folks worked hard most of their life to make it up to 15 or 20 an hour before retirment. The insane inflation caused by raising wage so much so fast caused prices to skyrocket.

I’m seeing more and more elderly people behind the counters and making deliveries just to get by. Richard looks like a man who spent his life showing up, working hard, and doing the right thing. So why are the people who played by the rules the ones the system punishes?

@chadreed99 @MomsPostingLs Right, but as a Cowboys fan my joke was more geared toward Dak finally getting a ring.

@ChazzD25 @MomsPostingLs She wouldn’t sign the prenup. Smart man!!

As soon as a prenup was presented....

@iluminatibot The $200 jaywalking ticket I got in California back in the 90s would like to have a talk about this one!

Yet another Los Angeles Police Department scandal: The cops are hiding in parking lots and hiring people to illegally walk across the street... As soon as a car passes the pedestrian they hired, you see them go pull the car over and give them a ticket. Welcome to California.

“Mom, What were You like in the 90’s?”… Jennifer ❤️ Hewitt Edition…

This is how we entertained ourselves before AI:

@alphafox You prefer Zendaya?

These plus size Victoria's secret models have to go

@nypost I watched a girl scout sell out in minutes at a Hooters about 15 years ago. The waitresses were helping her and the guys loved it. I say good on her.

NJ Girl Scouts troop in hot water for selling cookies outside pot shop to meet high demand trib.al/jtWYjIU

@NoContextBrits I would expect that to be on BBC Gaydio.

Radio 4 has changed a bit.

@mask_bastard That looks dryer than a day old Popeyes biscuit.

the wendys CEO shows how to eat a hamburger

Candidates once too right-wing to win have found that the new Republican Party has a place for them. texasmonthly.com/news-politics/…