Ale Bomaye 🦍

14 Pro

Phone case ya iphone 15 Pro Max. Set ya smart for only 150k.

Don't lose your happiness on the pursuit for more.

I'm beyond speechless!!!!

@princestevens1 @Vanessamacheso @geoftau Ital is vital 😂

Program ya saturday. Madongosolo a tsiku loweluka ndi @geoftau as Program Manager.

@YOVEE___ @quba202 Oti kubanda kushowana

@quba202 Kuli mashimango uku😭🔥

Chamba ndikusuta pano ikamati 2 years ndikhala ndapenga

Bro killed everyone's motivation 😂

These albums do not sound the same. Do not have the same concept. The delivery is different. Cadence! Yet all of them are GREAT ALBUMS! We can debate, but some people are just better, gentlemen. And Dot is just better.

I have finished listening to Drake’s trilogy. It is ass. Drake has not been a hip hop artist since Nothing Was the Same. Ever since then, he has been releasing pop music. The last good pop album Drake released was Views. Drake is generally a spent force both in hip hop and pop.

Gents, if you are 30 years old, cut off any girl in her 30s. You are young. She is way older than you and has seen too much. I will not explain.

We often talk about how hard it is to earn money. But in Malawi, spending it has become a struggle too. Fuel queues. Gas shortages. Stretched salaries. Survival becoming normal. My first opinion piece: “Earning Is Hard. Spending Is Harder.” Read more on the website (link-bio)

In China, a livestreamer was seducing male viewers with her young beauty filter, getting them to send her gifts & money. Then, suddenly, the filter glitched off mid-stream, revealing a much older woman underneath. She lost 140,000 followers in hours.

@Ndojo Niggasynthesis

7 brain cells with combined IQ of 81 and average age of 48yrs.

Africa is full of surpsises Ugandan police arrested a man for witchcraft, took him to court, and he responded by inviting bees to the court. Everyone was attacked by the bees. He didn’t get a single sting. Interesting to see a man running around with a fire 🔥 extinguisher. Earth is hard , best such guys are left in peace.

@Gosleepriya 96

Tell me the umber that is greater than 46 by moving just one stick ? 0.00001% will be succeessed

@MufaraNduvh0 The waist is her whole identity

Reasonably so , what's this waist ?🔥

this one got me cracking🤣🤣🤣

@wanjaguy Yes LL. Will hit you up.

@Che_Chibola Lilongwe? 0995721132.

Tithandizeni kupeza dolo wokonza, screen inaswekapo but the rest works just fine.

@TodayiLearrned Making my skin crawl

This is why you can never erase your fingerprints!!