Cheap Fun Beer

@JESSIrulezz I was curious

How many beers are acceptable to pregame a virtual Hinge date? Asking for a friend.

Stuck in isolation? Keep it together, just drink a beer to relax, then drink another. Bleach your hair, give yourself bangs. Drink 3 more beers. Text your ex a photo of your new ‘do. Light your phone on fire. Whatever you need to do to cope.

Day 8: your significant other who lives down the street now counts as a long distance relationship.

It’s Friday the 13th, the world is out of toilet paper, I accidentally called my ex... what happened to you today?

If you’ve checked the news this week, you deserve a Pub Beer.

@BuschBeer A Busch can.

@JESSIrulezz Nope. We just drink beer.

Don’t let anyone make you feel like a fine wine. Bitch, you are way more cheap & fun than that.

Is it just me... or is it beyond upsetting that Instagram captions have spell check... but can't figure out​ how to use a fucking return key?!?!

We’re not doing the #DollyPartonChallenge. You’re welcome.

You failed Dry January. Don’t beat yourself up. Just drink a beer and relax. Then drink another. Then drink 5 more. Wake up in a porta-potty. Walk outside. Push it over. Whatever you need to to do cope.

Do y’all often find yourself with underage kids trying to buy burritos? Asking for a friend.

@nickluvsari We’re not mad at it.