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I find name dropping minor celebrities by adults to be a rather vulgar and desperate way to gather attention. It’s never a good look.

@PolitlcsUK Things can only get better.

🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham dances on stage to True Faith by New Order after he's announced as Labour leader

@PolitlcsUK He's a proper Herbert.

🚨 BREAKING: Aberdeen University employee Heather Herbert has now been arrested over online posts celebrating Ann Widdecombe's death

@Peston Wow!! Here's me thinking you must be the biggest asshole in your family, but no.

This from my sister Juliet about lessons from last night’s England men’s defeat. She has a point. “Also the positive thing England men's football could do is to consult with women at all levels and in all positions and in more team sports than football, to find out how they win and continue to win. There is of course the Lionesses, but also the England rugby girls who never get beaten and of course they could talk to Tamsin Greenway. The other people they could also talk to, look into what they do, are those involved in Australian team sport. They have the winning formula in just about everything.”

@BasilTheGreat Those bloody Taffs!!!

🚨NEWS: 8 men in South Wales have been charged with rape gang offences Shafaq Mohammed Syed Mohammed Ashan Taqvi Mohammed Sheikh Abdul Hannan Sheikh Mohammed Tahir Ullah Aminur Rahman Chowdhury Shakeel Babur Murad Ali

@JohnSwinney Keep paddling.

Paddleboarding peace in Scotland’s islands.

@FDCLDN @BasilTheGreat Before Argentina was even a country.

@BasilTheGreat Our pirates are legends

@BygoneBritain My older brother convinced me that he had done a backwards fart by stuffing two sponge tennis balls down his y-fronts.

@garyferguson11 @NoContextBrits That's my house you circled! Not complaining though👍

@NoContextBrits No, my wee house in this circle will be behind 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Accurate?

@hemmins_m @PolitlcsUK Respectfully disagree.

@PolitlcsUK To be fair, he hasn’t got the face that you uncontrollably feel the need to punch, so there is that

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham’s official parliamentary portrait

Should cannabis be legalised for recreational use? Vote and repost please

@PastGlasgow He thought they said "Coke St."

Apropos of nothing in particular, a young Diego Maradona looks out over Hope St, Glasgow, in June 1979 - he scored his first international goal later that day at Hampden in a 3-1 victory. #Glasgow

@andrewlawrence I'm saying we should be subjecting our elected representatives to regular psychiatric evaluation.

I'm not saying that we should be subjecting our elected representatives to regular psychiatric evaluation, but normally when someone's this delusional we put them in a padded cell.

FIFA banned the “Keir Starmer’s a Wanker” chant at the start of the tournament… But this is the final. The last match. There’s nothing they can do. If England get there SING YOUR HEARTS OUT. Keir Starmer the Wanker will be sat right there. This one will live in history forever.

@FDCLDN @Lordmiles Nah mate, you got this one all wrong. Use them for the hard graft and do the little jobs yourself. 😉

@Lordmiles I got loads of little jobs that need doing, a slave would be handy, plus you can beat them when you’re stressed out

Why did we end slavery? Like what was the benefit to us for that?

@NoContextBrits Nope.

Scottish people this week.

@NoContextBrits Nearly had my head knocked off by one of those back in the day. Flush impact to the side of the head from a goal kick. I was standing about 6ft in front of the goalie at the time. That gave my head a wobble, for sure.😵‍💫

Some of you have never been hit in the face by one of these, and it shows.

@BritisherPaz49 I, em...err....I got nothing. Wtf?🧐

Check out the invisible man in the background 👀

@FDCLDN The "N" bomb is fucking hilarious mate. Top work fella!🤣🤣🤣