Kelly

Broke: 2 cats & a Netflix addiction Joke: 1.5 kids & a career Woke: raising new Bonifaces for the Kingdom CHOP CHOP

@manuelakoala 😁 Okay I think? You have to install the app and then click on the link to find me?

@CheerfulReader Ooooo me me me!!

Surely I have a mutual who loves playing Scrabble as much as I do? nytimes.onelink.me/B892/0cp9yuut

@Zahraliebt Aw 😅😞

@CheerfulReader My phone is too old for this app 😂

@AliAmongFlowers Have you read that little book that compares the origins of the French vs the origins of the American revolutions?

@AliAmongFlowers You can't fool me! I know your tricks!

@KyriosityTweets 😂

@CheerfulReader I'm not allowed to play Scrabble.

@AliAmongFlowers Looking forward to arguing over whether or not Scottish dialect words count 😂

@AliAmongFlowers 😞 Maybe some day in real life 🤩

@TheAimAndAuthor @BonillaTX23 😂 niche

@BonillaTX23 I've got this one mocked up too, especially for the minivans among us. 🫡

Dropping our first "test the waters" Jerusalem Cross States auto decal NEXT week. Of course we started with Texas, because I am the Christian Prince of DVLP, so I benevolently make the rules around here. Let me know if you'd buy one for your state, and which state you'd want so that I can rank in priority as we stock the store. $3/per decal or 2 for $5. Decals are approximately 5" x 5". #DeusVult 🫡

First-born son is participating in that rite-of-passage known so well to men who like to work on their own cars: dropping a socket into the engine

@LorentLouise He looks so snuggly and wonderful 🥰

Every baby I've thought "there's no way I can make one as cute as the last" and YET

@AccentsSouthern @AliAmongFlowers @AliceTeller @booksandbbq All in good fun! They're brothers, so it's inevitable 😂

@CheerfulReader @AliAmongFlowers @AliceTeller @booksandbbq Oh no… that sounds problematic! Southern Accents is going on the record stating that we do not endorse violence over our products…. But if it comes to it, don’t pull punches! 😜

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@AccentsSouthern @AliAmongFlowers @AliceTeller @booksandbbq I've got some sons who would love to fight it out over who gets to wear one of your shirts!

@CheerfulReader @AliAmongFlowers @AliceTeller @booksandbbq Thank you!

@KyriosityTweets Praying for you both

Hospice is here to evaluate whether to admit Mom to the program. I'm glad we're not in Canada, because she'd have no resistance to the ghouls there. 😣

@martin_decoud @owenbroadcast I came to suggest these books! They're charming

@owenbroadcast How about the beautiful hand drawn french animated film Ernest and Celestine? youtube.com/watch?v=PyU-mS…

average library experience: hey, looking for a book about a bear for my daughter, she’s 2. “we have narcan”. uh no just need a book about a bear. “we have a book about depression”. anything with a bear. “stinky toilet monster?” any bear. “uhh well heres bears first depression”

@Dolly__gale @owenbroadcast

My daughter is getting close to age 2. She's received several board books from well-meaning folks. I'm already getting weary of the 2-D illustrations and irreverent prose. I'm sure the children's section at the local library has some gems, but it would still take a lot of time to find them among what constitutes so much children's literature these days. Photo below of books she's received as gifts.

@KyriosityTweets You should be able to come along after you're done steaming and use a cloth to wipe away any grime

@KyriosityTweets A stainless steel sink is pretty hardy so almost anything will do there If the walls are greasy or have sticky dust, you might have to use a bit of soap on them first

Question for anyone who uses a steam cleaner — what attachments do you use for what purposes? Specifically, what should I use to clean a shower, bathroom walls, kitchen counters/sink/appliances? 🤔