Tears of the Left

A guy she was on a date with said one thing she didn't completely agree with... and the date was over. Yep, one wrong thing and she had to walk away because she presumably "knows her worth." This is where the unholy trinity of Tinder, Instagram self-help gurus, and digital hypergamy has gotten us.

LEFT-WING TIKTOKER TELLS FOLLOWERS "WE NEED TO KILL THESE PEOPLE" AND "BURN SOMETHING" A left-wing TikToker posted a video saying "The only way to stop this is going to be to get violent" and told viewers to "burn something" over ICE operations. He called peaceful protesters "pathetic" for not being violent enough. These are the same people who called January 6th an insurrection. Always Drink, and Cry, Responsibly.

DEMOCRATS LITERALLY WALK OUT OF THE EPSTEIN FILES BRIEFING THEY SPENT YEARS DEMANDING Democrats staged a walkout from AG Pam Bondi's Epstein files briefing, the same files they screamed about wanting released for years. They got invited to the table, saw what was on the menu, and ran for the door. The party of "transparency" apparently has limits on how transparent they want to be. Always Drink, and Cry, Responsibly.

TRANS TIKTOKER POSTS MILITARY BAN REACTION SET TO "VERY SAD" PIANO MUSIC TikToker @joshhelfgott posted a reaction video to Trump's transgender military ban with a sad piano soundtrack and the comments are full of people saying "this is so scary" and "I'm so freaking scared." The executive order reinstated the ban on transgender individuals serving in the military and these people acted like the draft notice was in the mail. Always Drink, and Cry, Responsibly.

DEMOCRATS THINK MARRIED WOMEN ARE TOO STUPID FOR VOTER ID! Sen. Rick Scott just torched them: “I’m married to a married woman! Any Democrat saying this is STUPID.” These are the same geniuses who can’t define a woman. Proof the left’s real war is on basic competence. Always Drink, and Cry, Responsibly.

TRUMP VOTER RIPS MAGA STICKER OFF TRUCK AT GAS PUMP IN FULL MELTDOWN Florida man who voted Trump is now screaming at the pump because gas hit $6.20 thanks to Iran strikes - rips off his sticker on camera while blaming “the war.” Nothing says “I didn’t think the leopards would eat MY face” quite like crying at the pump after demanding cheap gas AND strong foreign policy.

LEFTIST IN CAR MELTDOWN: “AMERICA IS F*CKING GARBAGE” OVER TOWED VEHICLE TikToker films herself crying because her car got towed and fees are “oppressive,” declaring the entire country garbage while low on gas. In a truly garbage country you’d have bigger problems than a tow truck - like explaining why personal responsibility is now a hate crime.

LIBERAL MOM DEFENDS PROFANITY-LADEN ANTI-TRUMP SCHOOL ASSEMBLY Mom outraged that parents were warned about an assembly where activists screamed “Fck ICE, Fck Trump.” Calls it “age-appropriate education.” Some parents want math. Others want their kids learning protest chants — guess which side is winning the culture war.

DEMOCRAT PRIMARY LOSER CLAIMS “HIDDEN BALLOTS” CONSPIRACY After getting demolished, a leftist candidate’s supporters insist there must be a secret stash of 6,000 votes somewhere - because losing fairly is apparently impossible. When the conspiracy starts before the ink is dry, you know the cope is strong.

“NO KINGS” RALLY PROMO CALLS FOR MASS PROTESTS AGAINST “FASCISM” Organizers hype March 28 marches claiming Trump’s immigration policy equals tyranny. Same crowd that cheered sanctuary cities now shocked laws are being enforced. If enforcing borders is fascism, maybe explain why every other country on Earth does it without the meltdown.

TIKTOK LEFTIST RANTS AGAINST TRUMP ON IRAN WHILE IGNORING REGIME’S OWN BODY COUNT Viral TikToker calls Trump a “Nazi” for going after Iranian terror leaders, conveniently forgetting decades of executions, hostages, and “death to America” chants. Selective outrage is a skill - too bad it doesn’t pay the electric bill in Tehran.

LIBERAL SOCIALISTS CAUGHT DELETING POSTS AFTER PRIMARY DEFEAT Squad-endorsed crew in Illinois frantically scrubbing their feeds after getting bounced in the primaries — suddenly the brave revolutionaries don’t want receipts. Nothing says “people’s movement” like hitting delete the second the people speak.

SCHOOL PRINCIPAL JEREMY P. WILLIAMS, WHO WAS PLACED ON LEAVE FOR CELEBRATING KIRK'S ASSASSINATION, WAS SENTENCED TO 5 YEARS FOR POSSESSION OF CHILD P*RN. These are the people you're against.

🤡 CUBAN WOMAN IS CONFLICTED AND HATES THAT SHE WANTS HER CUBAN FAMILY SAVED, BUT HATES THAT IT'D BE TRUMP SAVING THEM. "There are 2 choices for Cubans: Die... or be saved by this...f*cking man." TDS at its finest.

🥩 DEMOCRAT CLAIMS WE NEED TO REDUCE MEAT CONSUMPTION TO BATTLE CLIMATE CHANGE. "I am proud to say that our campaign has officially become a non-meat campaign... We are only buying vegan products from our local vegan businesses."

🤡 GAVIN NEWSOM'S WIFE CLAIMS THAT THERE'S A LOT TO LEARN FROM SAME-SEX COUPLES AND THAT GENDER IS ON A SPECTRUM. She claims society pushes or pressures us into limiting gender roles, and that "folks on the far-right" are "pulling us back as a country."

🚨 Journalist Kaitlin Bennett (@KaitMarieox) grills Democrats on whether they feel safer next to Radical Islamists or MAGA supporters. The answers will (or probably won't) shock you.

INSANE LEFTY BABBLE: "I love k*lling babies. I love that. I've had like 45 abortions." Never budge for these people. They're insane.

👀 SHARON ORBOURNE SAYS PEOPLE NEED A "F*CKING BREAK" FROM CELEBRITY POLITICAL OPINIONS. "Joe Public needs a f*cking break [...] it's not always about you."

TLAIB CAUGHT CHANTING "KKK" WHILE ENTIRE CHAMBER CHANTS "USA" The whole room is chanting USA and Rashida Tlaib decides to mouth "KKK" on live television like nobody would notice. Lip readers confirmed it, the video went mega-viral, and she still hasn't denied it. Always Drink, and Cry, Responsibly.

ILHAN OMAR SCREAMS "YOU'RE A MURDERER" AT TRUMP DURING STATE OF THE UNION Ilhan Omar completely lost it on the House floor, shrieking "liar" and "murderer" at the President while the whole country watched. She then told CNN she has zero regrets, because of course she doesn't. Always Drink, and Cry, Responsibly.