Chris Clarke

@MerrellUK Is this right? Less than 50 miles on these Trail Glove 7...

@thehelpdeskgirl One of us... One of us...

fuck help desk

@GrahamsDairy guessing maybe I should leave this one sealed...

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2022! How did you do? #Duolingo365

💥YEAH!💥 Crank the #sassy up to 11 as we choir a funky pop *BANGER* from @DUALIPA We assembled a grab-bag of excellent humans on a sun-drenched afternoon @lobby1867 in Wakefield! youtu.be/mlrZDB9w7Rw #SoChoir #MeetSingSmile #choirlife #choir #Wakefield #yorkshire #leeds

@Tesco I don't mind that it's closed, I do mind that both the signage and your website say it should be open. Tesco Express Easterly Road at 2205...

@Tesco The Roundhay superstore, just after 11pm

@CheeseTheMonkey Hi Chris, I am sorry to hear about this. Can you please tell me what store this was in and the time of your visit ? So I can get this logged on our system. TY -Katie

@Tesco so your website reports a store open and all the doors are blocked with trollies of plants... Good times!

@virginmedia It appears to be impossible to log into virgin tv go in firefox. This is a claen install, with no plugins. Any advice please, or can you pass this on to your developers. (This is in the popup window that opens when clicking "Sign in")

@PhillipBoushy @SwiftOnSecurity @arekdreyer Or if you want something even more magic: docopt.org

@SwiftOnSecurity @arekdreyer Handling arguments in Python using ArgParse. It’s like magic. Especially when you want to have both optional and non-optional arguments.

What's something you learned recently that might help someone else out?

@KidzKlubLeeds Doweling? Looks like bamboo to me... Also, snakes in a first aid kit? 😁

Is it normal to sit down at a desk in an office and for this to be what greets you- first aid kit, plastic poo, brown gunk, dowling, a blue catapillar and 80's triva? 🤔 #justanormalworkingday

@rachelparris Then of course there's "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear" to the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" (with obligatory um-diddle-um-diddle-um-diddle-i)

@DanKaszeta Another loiner here

@McDonaldsUK Did you know that the google play link on mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb/good-… just opens the same page in a new tab? At least for me, in chrome

@DissBugBear @Kathbum Splitting hairs here: but only if you're taking the median average, not the mean (which most people think of as "average")

My heart was in the right place saying this ❤️

@narrativia @gogcom any chance of getting the discworld games back available to the masses. I'd love to adventure with Rincewind again...

@aloria gear.xbox.com/collections/wi… seems like it might be in your wheelhouse?

@redstripeuk the email address on your website auto-responds with an outlook error. Also a 440ml can I bought today, weighed 350g when still sealed, wonder if there's an issue in your canning process? Love that you've started moving away from plastic rings BTW!

Anyone able to tell me when #EmilysWonderLab will be available in the UK? @thespacegal @NetflixUK

@AnimusMobi Updates look good, seems the app is attempting to hit api.animus.mobi and thus getting blocked by browsers.

A new version of the website is live, packed with new goodies! Go check it out at animus.mobi! #assassinscreedrebellion #acrebellion