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@GR1MMBUN Release them! This is unfair and unjust! They didn't even taste that good!

Miruko thinks not. She told the Mice that her personal Carrot Flavoured Protein Bars were off limits. So now they get held by the scruff until they apologise.

@LewdandSpooky On the contrary; they have a snack for Boss Hex. Aren't they considerate?

@CheesedTwoMeetU "Oh uhm... hello everyone, I didnt realize you were all here." Watching Swiss enjoy her cheese, Hex squirmed in the mice's grip. "I can... get you all some cheese too. Cheddar? B-Brie? Wouldn't you like that instead?"

The usual outcome of teasing the tiny cuties-

@LewdandSpooky And the rest of the mice pounce! Swiss gets her cheese, the rest of the mice get the Hag. Everyone wins!

@CheesedTwoMeetU Oh she just can't keep teasing the poor thing. She'll bend lower to let her finally grab it, no more teasing. "Here you go dear, I'm sorry. Please don't cry Swiss"

@LewdandSpooky Tiny hands reaching for the cube of deliciousness- And just falling short. Big, watery tears filling Swiss' eyes....

@CheesedTwoMeetU Oh no... this isn't what she wanted at all! Poor Swiss, she never can stand to see the timid little mouse shed a tear

@LewdandSpooky Bweh- She's gonna make Swiss cry! (Ignore the other mice waiting for her to let her guard down)

@CheesedTwoMeetU She's gonna hold a cube of cheese just out of reach to make them jump for it ♡

She doesn't have to swing her hips like that. The mice know she wants them.

@PunishingDean The mice have taken the liberty of finding trashy reality TV for her to watch; they're told it's good for watching while sick. Also, there's cold medicine and a large bottle of Gatorade. She will consume both.

@CheesedTwoMeetU She's *Cough* fine *Cough Cough* The mice are *Cough* worried about *Coughing fit*.................. She has been pushed into a bed and given soup. Also a Swiss who won't let go of her. She's fine- *Violent Coughing* .........Just a bit of soup. Then back to work.

@CheesedTwoMeetU The mice look concerned. Simmons is moving slower then usual and appears to be coughing quite frequently. She insists she needs to get through her paperwork.....

@PunishingDean will get to see the maid uniforms they have prepared for just such an occasion.

@PunishingDean Boss Simmons is sick! She needs rest, plenty of fluids, and a mouse to snuggle at all times. Cheddar will handle her paperwork for her, and Gruyere will make some soup. The mice are aware that she will protest this treatment, and as such they have devised an incentive. She

@GalarBimbo Sleepy mouse noises-

❝Like, morning morning~!❞

@PunishingDean She'll have to deal with the fake Feta later. She's obligated by Guild bylaws to assist any and all adventurers in need she comes across. One health potion coming right up. She also readies her handy spray bottle to ward off the fake Feta. It works on cats, it should be fine.

@CheesedTwoMeetU [???] That's all she gets for fake Feta. That figures. [Dragonkin Adventurer Lv 88] [A noble and brave Dragon warrior.....] Okay that is clearly NOT a boss. Which means they probably took down the boss already. Feta can't trust this fake Feta.

@CheesedTwoMeetU Feta has made it to floor 70. A boss floor. Does she want to rest and return to the surface or confront the boss?

@PunishingDean ... On one hand, red flag. On the other hand... Feta hasn't gotten to stab anything all day. Her hand's getting kinda itchy. Maybe she'll use her [Identify] skill on them both. The dragon girl and then the faux Feta.

@CheesedTwoMeetU "I mean you can kill her. In fact you absolutely should!" She leans the dragon girl against a wall pointing at her neck. "Her weak spot. Dagger right here will kill her instantly." She seems pretty eager to have Feta kill her......

@PunishingDean This is the worst. Feta can't fight the real boss, she's stuck with this smug fake boss, and she's definitely gonna have to repair her gear now. [Are you gonna finish that?] Might as well try and salvage some XP out of today.

@CheesedTwoMeetU "Boredom." She simply shrugs. "I'll let you in on a secret. This dungeon has 100 regular floors.....and 10 secret floors." She smirks. "I'm the boss of floor 110."

@PunishingDean Huff- If Feta wants to communicate, she needs to drop at least one dagger. .... Fine. She'll put them away. [Then why are you here?]

@CheesedTwoMeetU "You don't like listening do you?" She easily repels Feta all the way back and into a wall. How rude and mildly painful. Then she drags the dragon girl forward and drops her in front of her. "This is the boss. I'm not the boss."

@PunishingDean Unpleasant, but not entirely unexpected. The mice are nothing if not motivated and perserverant, however. That's why Feta has a second dagger in her other hand. ... Which also gets caught. Stupid boss levels-

@CheesedTwoMeetU It.....catches her blade? That's not supposed to happen mid stab. "How cute. You're not remotely ready to fight me little one. Considering this isn't my floor." She gestures at a dragon girl who lies motionless on the ground nearby. Heavily injured but alive.

@PunishingDean Ah. They're done with the weird shadow self bit. Good. Feta was needing something to stab. Surely she can just stab the other mouse and nothing bad or scary will happen.

@CheesedTwoMeetU [You know what I mean] The imposter doesn't even pretend to write this time. [You all seek her love.] The board is tossed away. A female voice comes from the fake. "None of you will ever win her over. You're all wasting your time."

@PunishingDean Feta is outraged, although whether at the unfairness of the imposter being able to double up her messages or the content of said messages is unclear. Scribble [Swiss is nice. There's nothing wrong with her.]

@CheesedTwoMeetU More writing. [It's not.] Then she(?) Flips it over. [All of you mice are like Swiss.] Another flip. [You just hide it better] Neat trick. Seems this "Feta." can have more then two messages at a time.

@PunishingDean .... Feta would normally take this time to prepare a sneak attack, but it seems rude. Fine. She'll pull her own sketchpad out. [It can be both.]

@CheesedTwoMeetU Inside the room is..... Another Feta? It has the same equipment as her! And a board to write things on. It's scrawling a message. [Doing this for Simmons or yourself?]