Golden State Worrier

Going to be deleting Twitter off my phone tomorrow. Should have done this a long time ago. Follow me on BlueSky or Instagram or Tumblr or whatever bsky.app/profile/cheese…

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

Well, Toontown is fucked

Happy to see another male president—that’s one less man out there messing up our instacart orders! 🙌

Let the bodies keep the score, let the bodies keep the score, let the bodies keep the scooooorreeeeeee

@tresdessert @spacej_me Ok Marge Simpson

@spacej_me What if I want my baby to be yellow

if u feed ur baby too many carrots they’ll turn a lil yellow and everyone freaks out and thinks it’s jaundice. But really they just need to lay off the carrots.

Bring the mall home now?

RIP David Lynch

I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.

The government is banning TikTok because dudes are rocking too hard on that platform, and they’re trying to silence our brothers

Chinese Tik Tok (Red Note) has allowed me to preach the good word of American Culture…. I am a diplomat.

Every time I see Xiaohongshu I think of Fiveish 💵

gonna be hilarious if xiaohongshu is the app people actually call "x"

Leaked photo of heaven is going viral on social media. No wonder Christians are so determined to get there! 😍

@PaulSutton66 @AlsikkanTV Spoken like someone that pays for Twitter

@AlsikkanTV I haven't read it. But The Prosecution account will always read differently to The Defence. If you only pay attention to one side of the story you are only getting half of the truth.

that neil gaiman article is one of the worst things I’ve ever read in my life

What was “the incident” with your butler growing up?

this website kinda feels like that strip mall you still go to because there’s a really good vietnamese place but every other business has closed or is a bail bondsman or whatever

SETH NO!!!!!!!

Thank you Jimmy Carter for the mortgage rate increase 🙏