Qui-Gon John

If only I remembered normal information like I remember every single wub of a zeds dead song

“fuck you blue” is in 🌊

Do you remember when radio stations used to give away concert tickets and backstage passes? I just heard a midday radio giveaway, and now the prizes are groceries, a year of gas, or rent paid. It’s a strange reminder that survival has become the prize. That’s pretty sad.

Americans realizing it is illegal to touch water in public but if you touch children on private islands you will become the president of the US

Mike Myers with the Austin Powers cast via IG 👀 "Had a delightfully EVIL time getting this band back together! We’ll have to do it again soon mwah-hah-hah-hah" (via instagram.com/p/DZ7wKpehUUt/)

Hoy Lumumba se tapó la boca y simuló una pistola en la cabeza como protesta por el silencio internacional ante uno de los conflictos más activos del mundo, que ha dejado miles de desplazados en el este de RD Congo. ESTO SÍ ES UN INFLUENCER DE VERDAD. 🇨🇩👏

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ABOUT THE LIMP BIZKIT WOODSTOCK THEORY? Limp Bizkit performed “Break Stuff” at Woodstock 1999 and the young White male crowd erupted into riots, fires, and chaos. The elites saw firsthand the dangerous mobilizing power of angry nu-metal music on White men. They didn’t like the possibilities that the White man could rise up full of anger. They had to stop us before we realised ourselves what we could actually do together. They responded by pulling back support for those bands. In the 2000s the music industry shifted heavily toward promoting rappers and hip-hop. The goal was clear, stop White male anger and prevent it from rising up against the system. Rock was deliberately sidelined. This was cultural control.

Lieu: Trump overpaid on a no-bid contract to a pool guy who was a total amateur and messed up the Reflecting Pool, and now Trump’s fragile ego has him trying to cover this up by saying someone did a 350-foot gash in the pool. This pool has 24/7 cameras on it. So we’re in a place where the president is just lying because he can’t handle that he totally screwed up the Reflecting Pool.

Michael Bolton in Office Space (1999) — by far one of the greatest character introductions in comedy film history as he raps Scarface’s “No Tears” on his way to work 😭🎬

America has gotten to that last part of Monopoly where the game is effectively over and we’re all just watching the Elites suck up all the money, nobody else is allowed to really keep playing the game & we’re all getting more pissed by the minute Flip the damn board over already

Hideo Kojima is trying to overdose players on fear The Metal Gear creator says OD is a new game system designed to push horror beyond what other games have reached Other companies called it crazy — Xbox said yes, Kojima reportedly even wanted to scan a 'real ghost' for the game

Hollywood really fumbled this one Bryce Dallas Howard Deserves More Attention

A note to my friends who still back Trump: I am not here to dunk on you. I am writing because you have a working brain, and this story insults it. The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool got a $14 million paint job. Shortly thereafter the water turned green and the new “American flag blue” coating started peeling off the bottom in sheets. Trump says vandals did it. He claims, without evidence, that someone took a knife and cut a 300-foot slit, a number that grew to 350 feet while he was still talking. Back on May 4, Trump bragged about that same coating and said, if you had a knife, you could not even cut it, so strong, like powerful rubber. He cannot have it both ways. And the green water? A George Mason scientist tested it and found ordinary, non-toxic algae, the kind that blooms in any shallow sunny pool. To fight it, crews dumped hydrogen peroxide into the water. Hydrogen peroxide is also a paint stripper. That, not sabotage or vandalism, is the obvious reason the paint came off. They wrecked their own paint job, then blamed phantom vandals for it. The lone "vandal" they paraded is a 67-year-old Olympian who touched a flap of paint already peeling on its own. Here is the thing. If they will look you in the eye and lie about something this small, something you can see with your own eyes, ask yourself what else they are lying to you about. Again, you have a working brain. People like Karoline Leavitt are counting on you to stay loyal instead of exercising independent thought. Prove them wrong.

This would’ve been like 400 bucks if yall werent using AI for stupid shit

I’ll NEVER understand how so many of y’all were hoodwinked into the belief that the government should NOT use the money you pay in taxes to create a social safety net that benefits you, fund public healthcare, lower housing costs, and make daily life more affordable.

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect. "You want that Animal Style?" I paused. I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight. "...Animal Style." "Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?" I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order. "Yes," I said. "I will become the animal." Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?" I stopped. Even the potatoes? "The potatoes also become animals?" "I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..." "Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well." "...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?" I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?" "It's, like, how many patties you want." "How many is the most honorable?" "...Four is a lot." "Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer." She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it. It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point. I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth. For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world. They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free. So tell me, America. The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight? And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

Seth Rogen says watching The Matrix right after Freaks and Geeks ended was one of the most mind-blowing experiences of his life. “Freaks and Geeks got canceled really fast. We only made about 17 episodes.” “Bill Pope, who shot our pilot, was also the cinematographer on The Matrix.” “The entire time we were filming, the marketing campaign was everywhere.” “Everyone kept asking, ‘What is The Matrix?’” “We’d ask Bill Pope, and he refused to tell us.” “The only thing he’d say was, ‘The moment you find out what it is will be one of the coolest things you’ve ever seen in a movie.’” “The day Freaks and Geeks wrapped, Jason Segel and I went straight to see The Matrix.” “It completely blew my mind.”

Norway team celebrating their win with their fans at MetLife is incredible

This is your friendly reminder that data centres don’t actually need water. They need a cooling system and are using water because it’s the cheapest way to do it.