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i’m begging tmz to stick to terrorizing politicians instead of celebrities it’s genuinely way more entertaining

Nigga was caught in 4K with a princess wand so he posted the least gay photo in his camera roll lmaoo

While our country is at war, our airports are a mess, DHS is not funded, and our elections are not secure, Lindsey Graham is wandering around Disney World with a bubble wand. This is an image that should live in infamy.

"Kristi Noem's husband is today revealed as a secret crossdresser who dons gigantic fake breasts and pink hotpants to chat with online fetish models." You just can't make this shit up.

@gregkellyusa Says the guy who harassed the Pelosi family as nauseum for the crime of being viciously attacked in their own home. You're fucking disgusting

LEAVE KRISTI NOEM’S HUSBAND ALONE!!!!!!

@itslinklauren Hey how's about you shut the fuck up

The liberals making fun of Kristi Noem’s husband right now have spent the last ten years telling us men can be women, men should be in women’s sports, and that trans people are the pinnacle of beauty. Now they’re upset with someone cross dressing? That’s their party platform! Just saying. It’s not my cup of tea at all, but the hypocrisy stands out to me. 🧐🤔

BREAKING: Sheriff Nate Brooksby, who “arranged” for accused Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson to turn himself in, has suddenly resigned.

OK, so Karoline Leavitt asked Getty Pictures to delete this unflattering photo of her, so this is me telling you all NOT to RT and share this many times all over the place. Whatever you do, DON'T RT this. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 😏

A U.S. official tells me the Army has suspended the aircrew of the Apache helicopters that flew near Kid Rock's house. Confirming @ckubeNBC

Our Prime Minister graduated with a bachelor's degree in economics from Harvard University in 1987, and earned a master's degree in 1993 and a doctorate in 1995 from the University of Oxford. Your President raped little girls

@RepNancyMace You built your entire career on policing bathrooms and shitting on the trans community. But NOW you don't want to talk about it.

The media wants to talk about Bryon and Kristi Noem's personal drama and indiscretions. I want to talk about who is getting deported, who got paid, and who's stealing from taxpayers. Different priorities. Let's focus on what matters.

ICE guards are betting on which detainee will kill themselves next. The AP just exposed the savage conditions of a detention camp in El Paso. The Associated Press got inside Camp East Montana. What they found should be on the front page of every newspaper in this country until it closes. About 3,000 people packed in per day. Loud, unsanitary quarters crawling with insects. Food so scarce that detainees steal from each other just to eat. Disease spreading through filthy rooms, showers, and restrooms that go uncleaned. People losing weight. People unable to see a doctor. People losing their minds. Staff made nearly one 911 call per day in the camp's first five months. One call captures a man sobbing after being assaulted by another detainee. Another has a doctor describing a man banging his head against a wall while expressing suicidal thoughts. A nurse calls about a pregnant woman in severe pain with coronavirus. Detainees suffering seizures, some resulting in serious head trauma. Ages ranged from a 19-year-old who fell from a bunk to a 79-year-old who couldn't breathe. And then there's the detail that should haunt this administration for the rest of its existence. Owen Ramsingh, a former property manager from Columbia, Missouri, who spent weeks in the camp before being deported to the Netherlands, told the AP he overheard a security guard talking about a betting pool among the staff. They were wagering on which detainee would be next to die by suicide. The guard said he had put $500 in. The total pot rode on the outcome. Ramsingh said the talk was particularly devastating because he had contemplated suicide himself. Guards are gambling on the deaths of people in their custody. People who are hungry. People who are sick. People who are begging for help through 911 calls that come in every single day. And the staff turned it into a game. This is not some rogue facility. This is the system working exactly as this administration designed it. Overcrowded by policy. Underfed by neglect. Understaffed by choice. They built a place where human beings deteriorate and then the people paid to watch over them place bets on who breaks first. The AP has the data. The recordings. The interviews. The court filings. This is documented. This is real. This is happening right now in El Paso, Texas, in the United States of America. Share this. Do not let them bury it under another news cycle.

Ok, Jamie: Let me clear things up for you. If my 5% wealth tax on billionaires was enacted you’d owe $135 million more in taxes & a family of 4 making $150,000 or less would receive a $12,000 payment. Oh, and you’d still be worth more than $2.5 billion. Seems pretty fair to me.

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Ladies, help me decide please If you were 66 and going to a garden wedding at a villa, which dress would you choose?

@bankertobuilder LOL ok I'm now convinced this is a rage bait account.

This old home needed a refresh We got rid of the gross overgrowth, updated the colors to something modern, and gave the place a timeless feel So proud of my team

@ctvottawa So the @ottawacity thought the best week to change this for some folks was GARBAGE week and not, say, cardboard, which can be stored? Even with relaxing the limits, it still means we have to store literal garbage. Whoever planned this should be fired.

Grappling with garbage: Residents sort through new collection schedule that kicks in Monday ctvnews.ca/ottawa/article…

Donald Glover says he will be surprised if he isn’t nominated for an Oscar for voicing Yoshi. “I don’t want to say it’s Daniel Day-Lewis esque… but it’s in that range.” (Source: @ReutersShowbiz)

I had to check this wasn't AI so I did an image search and now I would die for Belochka

Trump was born with a silver spoon in New York City. You went to Harvard and Princeton. What the fuck are you talking about