Chef Esai Nunez

Fuck druski

i love mexican people

@bordiwordi As a Mexican this makes perfect sense

Nobody freakier than a bitch who man just got sentenced

i already have the sleeper build starter pack... now I'm gonna make it worse 😈

I always knew I had a sleeper build, but I never knew how much until I took a picture of my back yesterday and I was holding up my hair… And I just noticed how buff my arms look 😭😌

You don’t have to beat your kids. You’d be stunned at what having a present mother and father does to a child’s behavior.

@FilmUpdates Hannah had me wrote jokes for the Netflix roast and then bombed and refused to pay me cause she couldn’t perform :)

Okay maybe I shouldn't kill myself

@bunnny_g1rl Appreciate it lol I'm the black sheep so I have to be good.

@ChefCheRollins I promise I wasn’t being serious but i’ll chill now 😭

You might be able to find one on bissonet or telephone

@bunnny_g1rl @zedlaV559 My kids are invited but its in Mexico City and Idk how their mother and I feel about that.

@zedlaV559 @ChefCheRollins What he said!!!

Guy on the right is a Pork Fried ICE agent.

Same

Now I really need to find a date to this wedding. Best man can't show up solo.

@ZASpookshow Sounds like a good day

I watched Don Frye vs Takayama three times today

@spookyboogie666 Same

I'm really set for life driving because I learned to drive in Texas/routinely drove on the widest highway in the world (26 lanes incl. frontage roads) and also have driven in a hurricane and on the world's longest continuous bridge over water

@kiIIwhiteboys 10-18-1989 Wharton, TX 8:35 AM

can you tell me what time u were born and also what city and the exact date

Mexicans be like I Love You

Pretty sure my brother is gonna ask me to be his best man