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@ChefCheleki

99% of what I tweet isn’t serious

Australia Katılım Kasım 2015
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Tigers third on the ladder at the end of round 4 is majorly setting me up for the biggest spiral of my life I hope you know
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Out here paying $46 a month for kayo to have a network error every 5 minutes
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Juliette is being awfully loud for someone who looks like they smell like chronic halitosis #mafsau
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@v8tiger Yeah I get that but the point of Vegas is also to market the game to an overseas audience, seems like they could sacrifice ratings in their home country a little in order to actually do that lol the crowd for the second game was embarrassing
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How many more Vegas season openers are going to happen before the NRL realises that the bogans on tour are always going to leave before the 2nd game to go out and see Vegas bc they have the games on too late Hardly marketing it to the world when most of the crown are aussies 🥴
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This Tyson fella talks a lot for someone who looks like he’s the result of his mothers passionate affair with a bowling ball #mafsau
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If I were on MAFS and got fkn Tumbi Umbi as my honeymoon destination when others are getting Fiji I’d burn that show to the ground
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The tigers playing eye of the tiger after a win and not some abomination written by the wiggles, we are SO BACK
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@thelevvyshow I’m trying to get the Super Bowl going and the streaming is dog shit. Basically paying almost $50 a month for crystal clear McDonald’s ads 🥲
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Levi@thelevvyshow·
@ChefCheleki I was paying for the 3 x streams since my mates were using it too and nearly cried when i read the email that said they were raising it to 46/month are we kidding 😭
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I’m so glad kayo keeps raising their prices, wouldn’t feel right paying a reasonable amount for the worst streaming quality in the world
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@roosterman1997 Gotta deflect the blame so people don’t start asking why her first instinct was to protect herself and not her kid
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@ChefCheleki Dumb b^#ch honestly. After a few days too still talking emotional nonsense
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Claire Lehmann@clairlemon·
Please don’t spread misinfo about the cops not doing their job on Sunday, when one has lost his eye after being shot in the head, another is still in hospital after being shot in the stomach, & when a plain clothes detective neutralised a terrorist with a handgun at 40 metres.
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2GB Sydney@2GB873·
"Exactly the type of officer we need." 👇 NSW Police Commissioner Mal Lanyon has cleared up a photo and speculation over an officer's handling of the Bondi terror attack. He said there's been "misinformation" spread. MORE: 2gb.com/very-proud-top…
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Unfortunately my Spotify DJ just did me so dirty and started playing Sexy Back while I was being berated by a caller over something I can’t control I was having a bad time all round
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Zac Efron is insanely hot again? The world is healing
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Got a double thumbs up from a stranger after doing the most impressive reverse parallel park in the history of the world and I have been on such a high ever since
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An operations supervisor from another depot just introduced herself and shook my hand and I unfortunately shook hers way harder than she shook mine I feel like a big strong boy now in case you were wondering
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@5thGenJack NSW police have transitioned to a 9mm from .40, the mags are brown to differentiate between the new and old so that the wrong size rounds aren’t being loaded into the wrong guns
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Nick Riemer@NickRiemer1·
Not usual for pepper spray to be used by the police in Sydney but it was just sprayed in big quantities over antiwar protesters outside the arms expo at Darling Harbour. Riot cops beside themsleves with excitement at having been released from their pens.
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No one gives a fk and I just tweet into the void at this point but mine look better x
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The guy across the street is finally putting his Christmas lights up which finally gives me an idea of how many more kinds of lights I need to get in order to be the best on the street
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