Chef Greens

@Burlp674975 @skostyboi Buddy should be arrested for theft… and gluttony

@skostyboi I got two to one we eat that $18.5 million contract about a month into the season.

Joc hits one homer and acts like he hadn’t sucked for a year and a spring SWAG KING

@skostyboi 6 for 38 with 14 k’s, buddy should feel lucky to start in RR

@Vonvoghoul @AmericaPapaBear 100% shown cat

@AmericaPapaBear Pretty sure she's on Only fans. Maybe moving to HGTV?

MUST SEE: This woman reacts to all of the feminists saying that men just want women at home in the kitchen. "When men say I just belong in the kitchen, yeah I do." "Do you know how much I would give to just stay here all day?" "Make the kitchen great again."

@protronica @WritingRangers The irony here is insane

@ChefGreens @WritingRangers Cry snowflake

If these are the new city connects I love it. Need one asap

@SleeperMLB Anyone saying these are good is trolling or from Mexico

Grade the Rangers’ leaked City Connects 👇

@Chandler_Rome Not having an ace is going to be tough

Astros season-opening rotation Thurs: Hunter Brown Fri: Mike Burrows Sat: Cristian Javier Sun: Tatsuya Imai Mon: Lance McCullers Jr.

@KayceSmith @aggiembk @BuckyBasketball Gotta feel good knowing the Longhorns were in a similar situation though, right..?

I’m proud of what @aggiembk accomplished in year 1 of @BuckyBasketball… inherited essentially no roster late in the game and made it to the round of 32. This team will be a force to be reckoned with next year. Gig em, always.

@Codie_Sanchez You need to relax! Austinites have avoided people that follow these key points for 25+ years now. Similar to Hawaii, influx has brutally wrecked the ecosystem

Why I’d live in Austin over SF any day: - Cost of living: 30-50% lower than SF, NY, LA - State income tax: 0% - A household earning $200k keeps $15-20k more per year in Texas - Oracle, Tesla, Apple, Google all moved or expanded here SF still leads in AI. But if you want to buy something, own something, and build wealth without giving it back to Uncle Sam… Austin is the most rational financial decision on the map right now. *Also fewer socialists so that’s a win.

@MLBDeadlineNews @JonHeyman Liability and slow as hell

The #Braves have agreed to terms with free-agent 1B/DH Rowdy Tellez on a minor-league contract, per @JonHeyman

@Rangers__Nation Lol cant be fat and a liability at the plate

Rowdy Tellez has signed a minor league deal with the Atlanta Braves with opportunity to make $1.25M in MLB, per Jon Heyman Tellez, signed by Texas in July after being released by Seattle, hit .259 with 6 HR and 22 RBI in 50 games as a Ranger. He had 17 HR with a .682 OPS in 112 games on the year. The 31-year-old represented Mexico in the recently concluded World Baseball Classic where he had 1 hit and 2 walks in 11 plate appearances.

@Sparty2410 @BarstoolBigCat 2 for 73 at this point i think

@BarstoolBigCat Have you won a bet this tournament

Halftime Ice Cream Rally. Knights Up! #ExperianBoostOrBust

@BarstoolBigCat @MeganMakinMoney Cup and eyes closed were nails in the coffin

@BillBra38520051 @RichOToole Good one Oklahoma Bill

@ChefGreens @RichOToole Paprika tastes like air

Naw skip Oklahoma

@CardsMax Imagine how much cooler it would be as an Ohtani tho….

Tell me this isn’t beautiful

@d2needham @DFWJodyDean Definitely still exists, just far more regulated and gentrified from what youre used to i assume

@DFWJodyDean So Hippy Hollow doesn't exist anymore. I went when it did.

Dude selling barbecue out of a trailer in Hippie Hollow that’s better than any chain in existence. When I say great brisket doesn’t need sauce, it doesn’t mean sauce is bad. It means great brisket doesn’t require it to be great.

@DFWJodyDean Thats a wild cut! Definitely not a brisket

@AltuveEnjoyer Imagine being this naive…

So we can ALL agree the rangers are finishing last in the west right?

@demrowa @TJHitchings @BarstoolYak @BFW @BarstoolBigCat @nickturani @clubtrillion @DaMidgetZimbo @DannyJConrad @Katiemoneygrabz @StevenCheah Oh i’d be straight to corporate with this bs

I didn’t get any autographs. I bet @TJHitchings’s bots got them. @BarstoolYak