Chef Pastaio

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@KeterAstros Kkkk(kkk

@ChefPastaio Ia faltar jaula

Precisamos disso aqui no Brasil.

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@texasbreakfast1 What happened?

I'm so tired of government bullshit. Just got a summons for truancy court again. Because it's small town Texas and these folks don't like it when someone smart calls them on their shit 😑

@texasbreakfast1 Awwww 🥰

Baby shark who bit me yesterday 😑

@ForestFrost9 @klara_sjo Pizzas only local distribution, but pasta I can send anywhere in Brazil. I'm offering a solution. 😅

@ChefPastaio @klara_sjo Now i am hungry

Brazilians have moved on to blaspheming our beloved burgers. Is nothing sacred to them?!?

@CaptainDznuts Nah. Not me.

Fuck it all

@texasbreakfast1 1:18 am. Just finished 22 pizzas.

Perfectly grilled, imho 🫣🙃🤤 With a slice of toasted Guinness & Irish cheddar sourdough with homemade French butter 🤤

How about this. Gavin Newsom just Vetoes a bill to find out where Billions went. 20 Billion, he just doesn’t want to be held accountable because he is so Corrupt!

Well dang, when you put it THAT way it just sounds like they're up to something. 🤨

Denmark is so cute when it's angry.

Wow

@texasbreakfast1 😳😳😳

Holy shit 😳😳😳😳😳

@FernandaRoma_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Não comem? 🤣🤣🤣

@AquelaLara @ShooterMcGavin @XX_Mad__Max_XX 🤣🤣🤣

@ChefPastaio @ShooterMcGavin @XX_Mad__Max_XX SIIIIIIIIIM

UPDATE: The Hospital is expected to make a full recovery

@pois_ze_seu_ze 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ChefPastaio Deve estar até hoje recolhendo gatos. 🤭

Ouvi dizer que ele está lá até agora…

@MalCan4401 Mozarella has a condition that she produces a shit ton of mucus in the eyes. Sometimes she looks like she's cosplaying Kiss.

@ChefPastaio I think its because he has something wrong with his eye, hes pretty much blind in one and almost in the other. Hes old and has tons of medical issues......Its just him...

Is it ok to put a little bit of Vaseline under my elderly dogs eyes to help the crusties? He looks like a puppy but is almost 11, half blind, half deaf, mean as hell...but I love him so much....will the vaseline help stop the crusties from forming?

@FightWithMemes The cops in the picture are Muslims.

British cops be like: 🙄🫸 Arresting r*pists 😎👉 Arresting people for offensive social media handles

@Fernanda_CidL Dois. Kkkk

Brother!!! Estou muito curiosa

@texasbreakfast1 This man is based.

Afroman spitting truth 🔥🙌🏻