Will Holland

No shit There was no need to write a report…..i could’ve told you that

Love it when a vegan adds vanilla ice cream to their dessert

“On the Mexican breakfast does the chilli sauce contain chilli?”

There’s nothing delicious about a Golden Delicious

When your back’s against the wall…..fight harder

Granny Smith apples are endangered species these days

Memo to ‘INFLUENCERS’….. You INFLUENCE people (the clue’s in the name) so behave yourselves People are INFLUENCED by your actions

I’ve been a Chef for 30 years and i don’t understand!!! Can someone please help me???

My mate is doing 3 mad challenges to raise money for Men’s Mental Health If you can spare a few quid, please do If you can’t, please share this post We’re all in this together Thanks x localgiving.org/fundraising/Me… @stefanhealey

Look harder

@chefbennett01 Scammer/fraud!!!

@ChefWillH Someone lying on social media?? As if…

Imagine creating your persona/brand as ‘no meat’ but eating meat…..

Crocs…..nah Crocs in a kitchen…..definitely nah

The ETA (electronic travel authorisation) is so hypocritical…. The government want to know EVERYTHING about you before you arrive + have to ‘accept’ your photo (+you have to pay) On the other hand they welcome boat loads of illegal immigrants they know absolutely nothing about

Imagine the only dairy on the island not making enough butter for a 4 day bank holiday weekend?!

They’re shite

@AlisonMossCI Let’s do it!!!

@ChefWillH We could do a whole show on it!

Guest books a table on a set menu. Informs us ‘seafood and shellfish allergy. Not too much butter and cream’ We prepare an alternative dish to the scallop lobster raviolo with lobster bisque (made with 100% cream) Guest returns the alternative dish demanding the raviolo…..

Every time i see someone driving a Taycan i think ‘you whopper’!!!

@AlisonMossCI I’m documenting them People think i make this stuff up!!!

@ChefWillH I do hope you keep all these for a book..

Well obviously not