Will Holland

And while i’m ranting about gyms….. Why drive to a gym to go for a run on a running machine??? Why not just go for a run instead???

@SimonMajumdar Same cloth

@ChefWillH Me too.

I don’t think i could survive without chicken thighs

Ran past Fitness First early this morning….. No one working out Every single person on their phone No exaggeration NOT A SINGLE person exercising Get off your phones!!!

The gift that keeps on giving…..

@stefanhealey Get on the tilapia…..PROTEIN!!!

@ChefWillH The scallops……. You changed my whole diet, all of a sudden I eat seafood

A buffet brings out the worst in people

@stefanhealey Imagine unlimited scallops on a buffet…..

@ChefWillH Someone say buffet …..

Note to recruitment agents….. (If you want to do business with me) Don’t call me on my personal mobile phone Don’t leave an answerphone message calling me “mate”

John Fury is an embarrassment Get Fury (John) Froch on and let the cobra iron him out

@banks_chef Bingo!

@ChefWillH Thats the one

Imagine choosing a premium product (like the most expensive menu available 😜), consuming said product and enjoying it, but then a day later when you come to pay the supplement for what you’ve chosen and enjoyed, all of a sudden you complain and suddenly everything was terrible!

Possible backhander???

@_StephenTerry_ Vegans don’t party Chef…..they just eat vegetables!

@ChefWillH I think the ‘l’ in partly is a typo Chef! 🕺🏻🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

And there’s more….. ‘Partly vegan’ ???

@_StephenTerry_ Very true Chef

@ChefWillH There is no educating pork Chef. Have you ever seen a pig in the circus? 😳🙄

@banks_chef Was his name Mr Knobhead?!

@ChefWillH Weird... we must have had the same person in a few times.

Imagine complaining about the ‘lack of roses in the restaurant’…..

Never underestimate the power of guest recognition

@TheAntidoteilfr Standard!

@ChefWillH Two customers a week ago asked for vegan , we said sadly we don't offer vegan options ; they said no problem we will have the chicken instead 😏🫢