The Devil Reads Pravda

Christopher Bell overtakes Chase Elliott in the last race of the season to win his first #NASCAR Winston Cup Championship by 5 points!

On the election. inthesetimes.com/article/trump-…

@SpecialPuppy1 This country is fucked, and it deserves everything it's about to get.

Trump might become the first Republican in 20 years to win the popular vote

@BarryGadbois @NickBromberg Go back to season long points and I'd start watching NASCAR.

@NickBromberg Absolutely not. This system is awesome. Go back to season long points and we'll be watching the NFL these weeks.

NASCAR, like baseball, is a large sample-size sport. We've seen time and time again that "Game 7 moments" lead to outcomes that are less than desirable. Now that NASCAR is way behind the NFL, it's time to go back to a full 10-race playoff system or a full-season pre-2004 format

@Bestorb @HeerJeet @ettingermentum Well, it was also because they accidentally shot down a passenger plane taking off from their own airport.

By knowing that Trump the Dove is fake and that Trump the Neocon is real, Iran is leagues smarter than the vast majority of commentators in America.

This should be the last straw on the camel’s back for the playoffs.

@VulpOutlaw @jacobtengel @NASCAR This is the fakest "excitement" I've seen in my life. Genuinely WWE-tier shit.

THEY CAN HEAR HIM ALL THE WAY IN PHOENIX! #Championship4

@Dr_Bunter_Hiden @cat3legal @akafacehots @AriDrennen It's notoriously bad at selecting polls. See 2022.

@Chekhovs_Gunman @cat3legal @akafacehots @AriDrennen It's an average of all polls, dumbass. 🤡

@Dr_Bunter_Hiden @cat3legal @akafacehots @AriDrennen RCP lmao

@cat3legal @akafacehots @AriDrennen RCP polling averages have Trump at 287 EVs, and +0.2% in national popular vote. Michigan and Wisconsin are toss ups. Kamala has a razor thin lead. VA, MN, NH and NM were vulnerable in 2016 and 2020. NJ Kamala will underperform Biden, and GOP took early lead in early voting.

@Gogo94210 @VraiconAlpin Non, c'est +3. Alpine a 49 points et Haas a 46.

P2 ET P3 DANS LA 2EME PIRE VOITURE DE LA GRILLE

@capstrav1s If my math is right this means he's going to score 93 goals this season

Alex Ovechkin has 6 goals in 10 games this season. It took him until game 30 to score 6 goals last season. #ALLCAPS

@EvanJT17 @AsquithsAngels @politicsluo @Aseemru Florida notoriously often has divergent political trends from the rest of the country

@Chekhovs_Gunman @AsquithsAngels @politicsluo @Aseemru not very likely, but I guess. if Iowa is D+3 then Florida is almost certain to be extremely close at the very least, unless it's just a weird fluke in Iowa specifically. not that any of this is going to happen in any universe, but still

@SamtheNightOwl @jacobdotgov This is either going to be the best or the worst night ever.

@jacobdotgov election night is gonna be exciting as hell man

@irisscuderia16 @fia Put Nico Hulkenberg in P3 and we have a deal

since we might be using silly and unrepresentative grids for quali i will make my own @fia : P1 CHARLES LECLERC P2 MAX VERSTAPPEN P3 LEWIS HAMILTON P4 OLLIE BEARMAN P5 FRANCO COLAPINTO idk everyone else PITLANE START: OSCAR PIASTRI LANDO NORRIS

@AsquithsAngels @politicsluo @Aseemru Real chance that Iowa is bluer than Florida though

@politicsluo @Aseemru and I imagine 53, because I have to imagine DMP joins them.

@mhmdplovecraft @whstancil I am straighter than you will ever be, but also yes.

the nazis in my mentions have suddenly gone very quiet

@umichvoter What the actual fuck

IOWA POLL by Des Moines/Selzer 🔵 Kamala Harris 47% 🔴 Donald Trump 44%

@maiamindel Jimmy Carter has a 90% chance of voting for Trump lmao

The 30 point lurch to the right because of the postgraduate degree is a 50 gigaton Truth Nuke

@Shenanigansk @RealMayaLuna Mine gives me a 63% chance of voting for him lol