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Alright fuck it time to double down

Feeling blah again

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*when someone tells me I gotta smoke less* “Which one of you mfs is Less”

s/o to my one ex that ruined my life and made me a savage ily

I have to share this again: “Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.”

Don’t play wit me

When the Uber ignores you and you feel that awkward silence it only makes you stronger

Calling 3 other people to ask if I’m crazy

I use Google first instead of harassing people for answers that can easily be found on the internet

FULL TUCKER–PUTIN INTERVIEW⬇️

Ignoring the red flags cause I’m bored

Can the snow piss off

💥Please for the love of God watch both of these clips back to back. 💥 IMO this was not a joke. This was not trolling. This was overacting 117% on purpose. They are pointing you at house of cards. Tucker and X are the bastions of free speech right now. All eyes are on. And then this... What makes a great Movie? Watch the next clip!! You have just been told right to your face that you are watching a movie based on fear. Pure and utter honesty through a SHOW... Clear as day if you have the eye to see.

Guess what you POS — facts ain’t defamation! However, thanks for pointing out that no one has sued me. There’s a reason for that — discovery is a beautiful thing! Now for your pedophile protecting ass on the other hand — who has enriched yourself by covering up crimes against children — you should consider YOURSELF lucky that I haven’t sued you for the lies you’ve spread about me. One day…your luck will run out! ⏰ Oh and BTW, how’s Slade Sohmer doing? You know the editor who has been charged with child porn where 4 year-olds were raped and also for directing child porn? He certainly loved to prop you up at his media outlet where you spread your lies that cover for monsters like him! Will you be cheering him on at his trial? Character witness? Visiting him in prison? Or perhaps, you’ll be joining him there one day. 🤔

omg? im done giving out my number

Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.

It came out yesterday Volodymyr Zelenskyy has tasked spirit cooking high priestess Satanist, Marina Abramovic, to be an ambassador for Ukraine and help rebuild schools for children. As I’ve reported since 2016, Abramovic was in the Podesta E-mails. She sent Tony Podesta an e-mail asking him if his brother, John Podesta, would be joining him for one of her spirit cooking dinners. Her spirit cooking dinners are rituals that involve bodily fluids such as breast milk, semen, blood and urine and she encourages self-harm and mutilation.  Abramovic’s work has been described as having “some sorcery” to it.  She’s often photographed with some of the most famous celebrities, like Lady Gaga, and powerful elites at dinners depicting cannibalism. She’s also done work with and/or has been praised by many high-profile predators including convicted sex traffickers like John of God and Allison Mack. Now compound this information with the fact the Clinton Foundation launched a new organization last week to help rebuild Ukraine and provide humanitarian aid to those impacted by Russia’s 18-month invasion at last week’s Clinton Global Initiative meeting. 1. Ukraine is a hotbed for child trafficking and organ harvesting. 2. The Clinton Foundation is notorious for child trafficking and was cited for “Crimes Against Children” in the 2018 Inspector General’s report. 3. Abramovic conducts Satanic spirit cooking dinners with Clinton associates. Connect the dots and wake up people!

I just watched Shakiras new music video El Jefe and she made the song for Lili Melgar (the nanny) who caught her ex husband cheating. When she told shakira her ex fired her + didn’t pay her so Shakira hired her again, paid her and gave her royalties to the song.. she’s SO real