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UPDATE: The school board is trying to expel the kid who made this video for exposing that his classmates can't read. You can't make this shit up

Wax bullet duels with the fellas after a case of beers sounds fun af

fuck you

Turns out this was just an Indian guy trying to scam because he got fired. Yikes

if alex cooper wants to impress me get dianna russini on call her daddy

FREE THIS MAN

This guy’s truck has a license plate that trips Flock cameras. He’s pulled over incessantly because police get notified that a car in the area has a warrant. He doesn’t have a warrant. Neither does his vehicle. Apparently Flock cameras can’t tell the difference between an O and a 0 so they put a warrant out for both plates. Are you feeling surveilled yet?

Wild story: A man in Kentucky laughed so hard at a botched Younghoe Koo FG last season that it triggered a seizure, sending him to the hospital, where doctors discovered a tennis-ball-sized brain tumor. The tumor was removed and was deemed not cancerous. The man believes that missed kick saved his life. Full story here: apnews.com/article/kentuc…

@ShayneTrail You must have picked 1st inning under 1.5 for both. I follow the thought process but if there’s going to be a run why not just eat it the L and get better odds at under 0.5?

Since the 2024 MLB season, Boston Red Sox pitcher Ranger Suarez owns a stellar (24-4) NRFI record when pitching at home, in addition Cubs pitcher Matthew Boyd owns an impressive (21-5) NRFI record when pitching at home the Phillies offensively own a (15-8) NRFI record in 2026

Let me just double click for those of you that don’t know: This is probably the #1 litigation law firm on the planet submitting AI hallucinated cases in a ~$8 billion bankruptcy case. This should be a wake up call to EVERYONE. If it can happen to them, it can happen to you!

CFOs realizing that their AI token budget is going to be higher than the salaries of the people they laid off

@HammerHeadBets @Playbook

#NBA🏀 HOU/LAL SGP (+9750)

Amazon is using large Sunbelt Rentals Generators to charge their electric delivery vehicles These generators are powered by diesel fuel So they’re using diesel fuel, to charge their electric vehicles “to Go Green” Someone make it make sense

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

Working on my swing on the trackman today

Some in media and on social media want to distract you in the Dianna Russini - Mike Vrabel scandal. By focusing on the tabloid stuff (the alleged affair, etc.). they can sweep the scandal under the rug with a simple, "It's none of your business." I'll remind you what this massive scandal is REALLY about: 1.) Journalism Ethics - self explanatory. 2.) The AP Voting process - Russini had a vote for COTY and is already on record saying she voted for Drake Maye for MVP. The @AP wrote about the Russini resignation and didn't mention anything about this. I think The AP wants this story to go away. 3.) Tampering - Numerous clips and articles have surfaced in which Dianna Russini has talked about both AJ Brown and Maxx Crosby being upset with their teams and the Patriots being a trade destination. Vrabel isn't allowed to lure a contracted player to the Patriots, so people are asking if he used Russini to manipulate the trade market. The NFL hasn't issued a statement on this. It's conceivable they're investigating this internally but that seems unlikely because they haven't issued a "We are aware of it, and we're looking into it" type statement. I think The NFL wants this story to go away. 4.) Accountability - Mike Vrabel is known for preaching accountability with his team, and now finds himself in a serious scandal. Instead of addressing the media, he is nowhere to be found, which is the opposite of accountability. I think Mike Vrabel wants this story to go away. 5.) Odd Media Coverage - TMZ turned down this story because it didn't want to "police the bedroom." The NFL Network acted as though the story wasn't happening. Dan Le Batard admitted covering the story made him uncomfortabe. Barstool admits to having a close relationship with Dianna Russini - it shows. ESPN, which made a big deal of the "Coldplay Couple" remained silent and refused to cover this scandal. Now even when some cover the scandal, it's with kid gloves and focuses on the tabloid stuff as opposed to #s 2-4 above. I think some members of the media media want this story to go away.

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: A source close to Dianna Russini believes Dianna and Mike Vrabel were caught by a PI that was hired by Dianna's husband, per @JaredStillman "The source believes without question that the PI was hired by Dianna's husband." 😬😬😬