Chelsea Cain

I’m just back for a min to make sure you guys know about Star Trek period fan fic. archiveofourown.org/works/63700519

@TheDeniseCrosby But think of the taxes.

I wish I could get paid for staring into space. I’d be so rich by now.

Be sure to RSVP on Backstory Bookshop's website and order a copy of @ChelseaCain's HEARTSICK so you can get it signed when she does a live episode of Writers Not Writing on September 9th in #Barcelona!

What’s adorable here is that he misspells my last name. Revealing that I AM the nepo baby of Michael Caine. Okay. Now it’s out there. twitter.com/chuckpalahniuk…

I’m doing a slow rollout here. ;)

I wrote a movie. youtu.be/kiWS7Zb7qk8

If I were to make something for American Girl Dolls it would be tiny cigarettes and ashtrays.

Could someone tell me the name of this flower? OH WAIT I AM NOT A BOT. :)

@AvasFlowers Hi, bot! I have filled out all the appropriate paperwork via email and received zero response.

@ChelseaCain We're truly sorry to hear about your experience. We'd like to look into this and help make things right. Please send us a direct message with your order number or the email associated with the order, and we’ll be glad to assist you further.

Was completely scammed by @AvasFlowers. What flower delivery service do you use to send flowers to your step-mothers?

The whole Qatar jet thing is like if Grover Cleveland had taken home the Statue of Liberty.

Because no one should be mug-less.

Portland, OR mug library.

Aimee Lou Wood is beautiful. So when you mock her teeth you just reveal your bullshit. Also my name is Chelsea.

@TheWuWu But she does have favorites.

Who is my favorite character in a crime/mystery/thriller book I have read ever? It has to be @ChelseaCain 's #GretchenLowell #TheBeautyKiller She is cruel, ruthless and a definite sociopath on another level. Killing & slow torture for her is a game/hobby. She has no conscience.

@thatbilloakley Do you want me to talk to Rachel?

@emtothea You let me know and I’ll start digging the tunnel.

This is a really good day. With the writing. And the humans. Isn’t it nice when that happens?

@PenroseEmma @goodreads I hear it’s good.

@goodreads Man-Eaters, Vol. 3 by @ChelseaCain

It's Friday! What are you reading this weekend?

EVERY WORD of this…….!!!