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LET’S GO CANES

Spare a thought for Grover Cleveland, whose career as an answer in a pub quiz died tonight.

Dear @Canes and @LenovoCenter, love how bright the arena is but the new lights are not great for those of us who get migraines. Sunglasses it is!

It’s august here in Paris,,, and these Olympians be livin for the hope of it all

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.

Bitch, I’ve seen Scandal, I know what’s really going on

H-O-T-T-O-G-O that's that me espresso what if he's writtteennnn mine on my upper thigh i could eat that girl for lunch TRUTH DARE SPIN BOTTLES he laughs at all my jokes and he says i'm so americannnn i beg you don't embarrass me motherfucker

@ Canes

look I am on song 28 at 2:51 eastern time, this is turning into a hostage situation

Plumbers Umb

Shoutout to Charlie Puth, honestly

Happy April Fools Day to all the men who have fumbled me. For you guys every day is Fools Day. May God smite you