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Little boys are yelling "fart" on the subway platform and I can't stop laughing.
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Chelsea Turbin
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Chelsea Turbin
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Audrey u/s in @littleshopnyc 🌱 Former American Idiot; Current Smartypants 🤘🏼 Reppin' Daytona Beach. I also love Steak 'N Shake and Jackson Browne.
Globetrottin' Katılım Temmuz 2012
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“What if we gave every mom an absolute dumptruck ass” -pixar
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When you think you’re afraid of a controlling relationship but Colton decides you’re not #thebachelor #bachelor
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Colton: Hannah G.
So romantic when your boyfriend calls your name like you’re in Kindergarten.
#TheBachelor
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In case you guys were wondering what living in New York is like, I just got catcalled in @Target...by a Target employee.
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Sure wish I could explore Sacramento on my one afternoon off. WHY YOU GOTTA BE BROKEN @jumpbikes ? Just let me make an account 😭😭😭
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I want to become a Urologist just so I can have a business card that says:
Urine trouble? You’re in trouble.
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Turns out in church, when they say “He is Risen” you’re not supposed to yell back “How Risen is He?!” #Easter
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My 32 min commute home turned into an HOUR AND 20 MIN, despite reporting "good service."
I mean this sincerely:
GO FUCK YOURSELVES, @MTA
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Today I saw the incomparable @RuPaul pass by underground. I was speechless &he grabbed my shoulder and smiled so...that's it guys. I peaked.
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Holy balls, I've never wanted a shirt more. twitter.com/chris_meloni/s…
Chris Meloni@Chris_Meloni
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Considering the #easter story - why don't we call it "Don't trust your mates Thursday"?
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Just took my false lashes off on the train ride home so essentially I'm killin it tonight.
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Congrats on a great run of Lazarus to @Nic_NAC16 and @airstreamrally !!! Happy closing! ❤️
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If you haven't driven through the mountains of New Mexico blasting Enrique Iglesias' "Hero" in a while, you should. Shit's super fun.
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Saudi Arabia voted 17 women into office in first elections to allow female participation. nbcnews.com/news/world/fir…
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And sometimes you become a blackjack dealer at a Cuban-themed corporate holiday event. #hitme @… instagram.com/p/_Ifr2mxssr/
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@TheCarlosPena @AndrewCall1 oh man, worlds colliding!!! Have fun in school 😊
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