"From where I was" is insane, mana nsogbu adiro. ☹️
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨 “Did you imagine the season could be this good at Arsenal?”. 🏆 Noni Madueke: “I did, that’s why I came so quickly from where I was!”.
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Choobakah ❁
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Choobakah ❁
@ChequerSpell
Pessimist | Proudly Igbo | Budding developer 👨🏾💻 | I Block Bigots Instantly |
Katılım Mart 2020
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I'm sorry, but you cannot convince me that there are any Nigerians out there earning and surviving on 5-digit monthly salaries without stealing their employer blind. Again, I'm sorry, but it doesn't matter how frugal you are, the math is just not mathing.
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COPPA ITALIAAA WINNERSSSS!! 🏆🏆 GOD IS ABLE!! ANSWERED PRAYERS & DOUBLED THE BLESSINGS 🥇🥇EVERYTHING NA DOUBLE DOUBLE 🙏🏾🥹 JOB 22:28
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She won me so much money last season, I bought a laptop with proceeds from a win and named it Shaw.
Manchester City Women@ManCityWomen
BUNNY IS STAYING 🩵
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@WelBeast Fair play to Arsenal, they locked in here. Still had a major, major help with that late, late VAR decision to overturn West Ham's leveller, which even though I think was eventually the right decision, would be talked about for years and years to come.
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Mad as a hatter! 🤣😭
The Premier League and football as a whole will miss Pep, especially if he doesn't get back into management again at some point.
Danis@DanisMCFC
Bernardo asks Pep who he was talking to here 😭😭😭😭😭
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@The_Chidimma Let's face it, you also killed your own account, this account, using media spam to chase a viral tweet and Elon's money. I remember wondering whether you sold the account to someone else, but then once in a while you post your picture. You're just both sides of the same coin.
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Blue tick accounts are always asking useless questions for engagement 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
“Would you choose your dad in your next life?”
“Give me a female name”
“What is your favorite painkiller?”
You can use this app for fun and still get engagement, you don’t have to kill the fun for money 🤦🏾♀️😭
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@Declectic I believe this like mad because it happened to a friend of mine. After repeated requests from his boss to attend Fatoyinbo's church which he turned down, their relationship soured and he was fired within a month of the last request decline. 🤷🏾♂️
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My CEO asked if I wanted to see the dome in Abuja at night. I said, no thank you. They had just paid salary but they didn't pay everything. As he was leaving, he told me accounts had something for me. I went to accounts, they gave me my balance and asked "why are you leaving us?"
Tarelayefa@Sugar_Pops_
What’s the pettiest reason you’ve been fired/quit from a job?
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@ChequerSpell @the_beardedsina This makes alot of sense and i also think the cost of seeing the doctor in the UK will be more expensive than Nigeria
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You were having sore throat. You went to a pharmacy rather than go to a hospital to see a Doctor
Why?
Ebuka The Big Head 🧡@anic4uu
Been having a sore throat since yesterday, so I stepped out to get medication. I even budgeted N3,000 for it. I got to the pharmacy, explained my situation, and thought they would just give me one simple drug. Next thing, the pharmacist started placing different “special” medications on the table like I came for full treatment. Before I knew it, I had spent N7,500 on sore throat treatment. Tinubu is working.
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@Mukil_BB @the_beardedsina In the UK, NO ONE is selling drugs to you over the counter without a prescription. I agree that it can sometimes be an inconvenience when you know exactly what's wrong with you and what drugs you need, that's why Nigerians travel to the UK with a mini pharmacy in their luggage.
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@the_beardedsina If he is wrong for making that move
What are pharmacy meant for?
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What happened to United is about to befall City. A phenomenal manager leaves, with massive boots to fill and they struggle to find someone to replicate his success. There'll never be another manager like Pep, and I say this as a Chelsea fan who loves Mou, but he is the GREATEST.
Manchester City@ManCity
Ten years that will live forever. Thank you for everything, Pep 🩵
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The UK heat envelops you, even when there's no visible sun. You're trapped inside it, it's inescapable. 😭
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The UK heat is HORRIBLE. As someone who's lived in both countries, and also lived in northern Nigeria (Katsina and Adamawa), I'm not necessarily here to compare them, but just to tell you that if you think you can withstand UK heat because you've lived in Nigeria, think again. 🥵
AFTER HOW MANY CHILDREN@tomisin_ms
UK heat and Nigerian heat are honestly two completely different experiences. UK heat is dry and suffocating, the air can feel so still that you almost start fighting for oxygen. How many houses even have AC in the UK? Nigeria’s heat can be brutal and scorching, yes, but there’s usually movement in the air, humidity, and AC is practically part of survival culture for the affluent. House AC, car AC, office AC, restaurant AC…you’re constantly moving between cooled spaces.
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@wesramirez_ @Atalanta_BC Maybe I'm in the minority, but all these logo changes look better to me with their minimalist designs, they grow on me, but this one was an instant hit. People with a good eye and years of experience in this kind of thing greenlit this change, they know better than you and me.
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@AkorjeromeAdams Guy, na you save Sevilla this season, no be lie. Salary increase asapu.
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@Zainab_Folasade Exactly. A few drops of the commercial liquids and I'm about to empty my tank just rinsing it off, but these ones? I'm yet to use one that actually works. This applies to all of them, it's almost as if they all forgot to include the active ingredient, just colour and vibes. 🚮
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@ChequerSpell Exactly, you'd almost pour half of it and it still won't lather like morning fresh or mama lemon.
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I don't know why homemade liquid washes feels like it's missing an ingredient anytime I use them.
It's either they don't foam well or over foam.
Tosin.X@Dontee___
I used to be a critic of homemade dishwashing liquids because I preferred Morning Fresh. But my friend's mom gave me 5L of one, and if you pour more than a drop, you'll spend 5 minutes scrubbing soup off the plate! 😂😂
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@horiiyomi @Boluwatifecutie @im_Kappachino What the hell does election disruption mean? Well, undisrupt it and conduct it?! I could go and disrupt elections where my opponent has their strongest base and win. Shambolic.
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She lost the election. Why is she trying to cause trouble 👿
Dami Marshal@DamiMarshal
Thank you Surulere 2.
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