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@CyrilRamaphosa @PresidencyZA Me and 200+ SAC's are stranded in Thailand and we are DESPERATE to get home. Most of us have been stuck here for almost 2 months. Running low on funds, morale & hope. HELP US! #lockedoutsa #letusland @News24 @ewnupdates @SABCnews @carteblanchetv

A skinny guy with a 6-pack is like a fat chick with tits. it doesn't count.

If people winked in real life as much as they do in texts... this world would be a pretty creepy place.

Beating someone in a video game when you were just pressing random buttons the whole time.

English classes would be much easier if Shakespeare's mum had an abortion.

Knock Knock. Whos there? A Jehovahs Witness.

NEMO'S DAD: "Don't touch the boat!" NEMO: "YOLO."

Dear Vegetarians, my food poops on your food.

That's nice honey = Mom's version of 'cool story bro.'

My stupid GPS can't find Rack City. Bitch.

Do gay Jehovah’s Witnesses knock on your back door?

Liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret

Every teacher before drawing something: "I'm not an artist."

Am I the only one that feels weird saying my own name?

people who can pick one favorite song must really have their lives together

Back in my day, making a "duck face" required two Pringles chips.

Louis has 40 chocolate bars. He eats 35. What does Louis have now? Diabetes. Louis has diabetes..

Dear Youtube, I will always "Skip this ad."

I made a chicken salad today. The little bastard didnt even eat it.

You don't know heartbreak until you see the waiter coming to your table with food but then take a sharp turn to a different table.