Julia

You HAVE to watch that

@BenJames_____ I kinda want this as an social media answering machine

Thank you to the person who reverse engineered my rate limits and sent me the entire Bee Movie script, perfectly chunked (tiny section below)

@RealChrisLittle @BenJames_____ basically a pager with print functionality

@BenJames_____ Seems like a need for a micro comunity of Mini Faxers

@BenJames_____ @anwaltsgelaber

I made myself a mini fax machine. Dedicated phone number, instantly prints anything you text it.

@wongmjane Lmaoooo

My silly prompt injection in my LinkedIn bio actually worked

Hey girls, you gals and hi girls are all completely gender-neutral phrases with no history or meaning attached to any of the words. Feel free to use them to described a mixed group of girls and boys, women and men. Anyone objects to this clearly has too much time on their hands.

"Shaking hands with a man is like shaking hands with a child. It seems artificial and vaguely patronizing. I prefer to pat them on the bottom." Claire, CEO

Sunday is YOUR day. Why not ask your wife to babysit for an hour so you can do the laundry, tidy the kids' toys and clean the bathroom in peace? 'Me-time.'

I'm interviewing a man footballer about what it's like to be a footballer at the same time as being a man. What should I ask him?

TODAY'S PLEA: leave satire to women. Men are good for other things.

"What amazes me is just how quick some men are to complain about having to arrange childcare, holidays, school trips, play dates, dentists appointments and birthday parties. Don't they realise men in other countries have it a lot worse?" Safia, engineer.

"My wife is actually really good. She puts her own clothes away with absolutely no prompting from me," Lucky Steven, age 40, busy dad of 4