Gareth Jones

@VancityReynolds @Wrexham_AFC @WrexhamFX @RMcElhenney I think if you’re honest it’s better to go up with a stronger team and a finished stadium. Incredible attempt this year but if you can go up in a year or 2 with a championship winning team your chances of staying in the premier league would be much higher

I am completely gutted by today’s result but incredibly proud of our season. We’ve come a long way in five years and this was the best result in our 150+ year history. More to do. But for now, we have so much to be proud of, Reds.

@Lord_Sugar You must have been knackered

I made over 100,000 of these

@MalcyTroll @modernhistory Close to the end of the road he’s about half way through

@modernhistory Age man this is normal. You give less fucks and you’re close to the end of the road so enjoy yourself who gives af

What happened to Tom Hardy?

@jonbonjovi You could try @eevahmusic and @ellurmusic

Anybody got some new artists I should check out?

@tom_watson Did you read the labour manifesto or watch the debates prior to the election if he doesn’t lie he was certainly using creative language in telling the truth

He is many things but Keir Starmer is not a liar.

@Lord_Sugar No need to watch that then, thanks

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@Keir_Starmer We’ve been Labour in wales for decades and they don’t seem to agree

The NHS should fit around your life, not the other way around.

@JamesBlunt Who the ghost? Its a bit vague getting a credit as “A Ghost”

The world was just a nicer place back then.

@JamesBlunt To be fair it’s an average so you could go 3 times a day for a solid month, that would be 90 times in a 30 day month so you could have have a few months off then and still keep your average.

I’m not sure I get enough alone time to achieve this.

@JamesBlunt I’m a hetrosexual man in my 40s and I very much enjoy the music of James Blunt and think he comes across as a nice bloke

I use conditioner on my armpits.

@youbecha64 @MrJamesMay That’s dasanti so it basically is tap water

Why not tap water? you must hate the environment... "In summary, the manufacture and transport of that one kilogram bottle of Fiji water consumed 26.88 kilograms of water (7.1 gallons) .849 Kilograms of fossil fuel (one litre or .26 gal) and emitted 562 grams of Greenhouse Gases (1.2 pounds). UPDATE: Due to the incredible response to this post, Pablo obtained more information and has recalculated, and it is not as bad as previously stated but still staggeringly bad, 6.74 times as much water as is in the bottle. Nearly seven times as much water used to make it than you actually drink. Staggering is an understatement."

Uh? #Murica

@Lord_Sugar @MbarkCherguia Piers, it’s a slow boring tool?

@MbarkCherguia Bradley

What is this called?

@Lord_Sugar @Sahar393815 I had one of yours, lasted all through school and university

@Sahar393815 I use to make them and sell them

Mine did…

@DrRitaDed Happy Easter

Reminder: Not everyone celebrates Easter. Do not wish me or them a happy Easter without consent.

@NotFarLeftAtAll Some kind of cooking method?

What's missing from this banging full English breakfast?

Cuando Milly Alcock subió completamente borracha a recoger el premio en los Globos de Oro, mientras Emma D’Arcy hacía lo imposible por no partirse de risa en directo… Probablemente la castearon como Supergirl después de ver ese momento 😂

@Keir_Starmer When is your resignation speech? That would be in the national interest?

I will always make decisions that are in the national interest. It’s why we aren’t getting dragged into the Middle East conflict, and why we are fighting to protect your living standards. And while opposition parties have responded by dividing communities, we respond with hope and pride. Pride in our communities, and the hope of a country that’s better for our children. That’s what we’re fighting for. Vote Labour on Thursday 7 May.

@Lord_Sugar Italy 90 should be just about ready to load after this amount of time

Our prime minister was once able to made smart decisions on his IT kit. Two Amstrad computers.

@TheeTayRiahStan @Lord_Sugar @NAIRA680411 There’s 9 if you include the word DOTS

@Lord_Sugar @NAIRA680411 There's 8 hunny xxxx

How many dots..? Only 1% will succeed

@Boluwatiiffee Anelka

Guess the player