Chet Steadman

@chefsevenn That it’s not a streak

What comes to mind when you see this steak..

@adamrank Been a rough, what, decade for Illinois sports?

Been a rough year for Wisconsin sports.

@ronsterd89 Between $11 and $18 depending upon the quality of service

@MbarkCherguia Depends on the employment offer that you signed and what it dictates for time and comp. Either way, I’m starting the search for my next job.

What would you do?

Creating the largest NFL groupchat on twitter. Who wants in? Comment to be added

Absolutely despise pajama people. The lowest people on earth. Absolute scum

@lady_valor_07 Every. Single. Time.

Be brutally honest. In your next life, would you choose your dad to be your dad again?

@KeruboSk This says more about you than it does about him.

My boyfriend handed me his phone to show me a meme. A message popped up. “I miss last night already ” He froze. I looked at him. The color drained from his face so fast you’d think the truth had a body count. “It’s not what you think,” he said quickly, grabbing for the phone. I didn’t move. I didn’t blink. I just smiled. Because I already knew. I had sent that text, from a fake number just to see what he’d do. Not to see if he cheated. To see if he’d lie. And he did.

@thewittyblessed Grumpy Old Men

I strongly believe everyone has that one movie that can NEVER leave their top 4. What’s yours? (I’m judging)

@Mr_Husky1 20. Easy.

6 for me!!….I feel confident nobody Has all 20!! How many for you?

@lawyer_memes Last time I checked 11am is morning. Ya dick.

A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator. I checked my watch. It was 11:00 AM. I looked at him. "It's almost lunch," I said. "You're three hours late to the concept of morning." He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7. I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent. I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management. He apologized later. I didn't reply. I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency. Greetings are risky. He learned an important lesson. Never speak to a partner in the elevator. Unless spoken to.

Jim Brown is not available. On 4th and goal from the 1 yard line, what running back do you want getting the ball?🧐

@litteralyme0 No. It doesn’t.

realized ‘9-5’ means “9 hours a day, 5 days a week” not “9am to 5pm”

@RickD_GK If you you call the cops on this, you’re just an asshole. I don’t make the rules.

There is such a thing known as a "noise ordinance". Now, your neighbor is having a rather large get together, with live music, etc and you're living in a HOA. More than likely they already received approval for this, but if not, most cities allow it during the appropriate hours. Why threaten to call the cops or HOA? My thoughts, they weren't invited and are upset because of that. People really are petty. 🤬🤬

@NotSilentDoGood @nicksortor How are we this far into this thing and you still don’t understand how tariffs work? Do you come by it naturally are are you just willfully ignorant?

@nicksortor Now what? We have to return all of the billions back to the countries that have been robbing us for generations? They literally just destroyed our economy.

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: The US Supreme Court has just STRUCK DOWN President Trump’s tariff authority, 6-3 SCOTUS just WRECKED our country. One of the biggest economic comebacks in world history just got thrown in the incinerator. What a shame.

@GamewithDave Army Men: Air Attack 2. Probably actually the only game I’ve ever 100% completed

Name a game you're proud to have 100% completed

familiar effort from 25

@NFLonFOX @colincowherd Who picked that QB? Who coached him? This is nonsense. He should be in. 2nd winningest coach of all time is enough by itself. 8 Super Bowl rings. This just discredits the hall of fame.

⬇️ @colincowherd shared some of his thoughts on why Bill Belichick was a first-ballot Hall of Fame snub.

@MbarkCherguia This is staged. If it’s not, this guy is a piece of shit

She thought she cooked a masterpiece… husband hated EVERY bite 😭 If this was you, what’s your reaction?

@muzzygoesham @MilanBarsopia 1. Peaky Blinders 2. GOT 3. Breaking Bad

@ChetSteadmanCS @MilanBarsopia My 3 was really easy until I noticed Vikings. 1. Game of Thrones 2. Peaky Blinders 3a. Vikings 3b. Lucifer

Choose 3, delete the rest.