The Rocket

@TalkinGiants Make the kicker fly commercial in a middle seat. Lock him out of the practice facility

MIRACLE! Giants take the lead back again with the Jaxson Dart TD!

@Philly_Mays Imagine wearing overalls and pig tails and then having to be a member of society the next day

I’ve been sitting on this plane for an hour and a half without moving. No update other than “traffic”. Shouldn’t have worn this sweatshirt. How is there traffic at an airport. Isn’t there a schedule? I’m back on my phone watching all of the slander videos.

Sex is cool and all but have you ever Double Dashed

@SportsCenter Groundbreaking stat

ICON BEHAVIOR 🤩 In just 38 games, Angel Reese became the fastest in WNBA history to record 500 career points and rebounds. The Chi-Town Barbie passed Tina Charles (44 games).

Good Morning, Fuck Indy

@ElonMuskAOC Bless Me E-Dawg!

I just ordered 10 rose gold Teslas. I will be giving all of these away to followers tonight at 8pm PST! Like and comment to be entered into the raffle!

@JeffDLowe Nice try Diddy

If you have trouble sleeping/snoring/breathing at night, you have to try this product that I found online. Literally life changing.

Let’s be great and go win the open!

4:27 PM time to put pants on and start my day

Red Bull and Cheetos for lunch, I don’t even want to be around anymore

Hang it in the Louvre

@MGoHumor Cheez-It Bowl Bound!

The left wants us to pretend to be sad at work today #TooBigToRig

If you see a Bears fan today, give em a hug and then spit on em

Just drank my own Zyn spit out a Diet Coke #feelingzesty

I just snitched on my Uber driver. The feds did a sweep

I would beat up a UPS Driver for an addy today

@tacobell & @cheezit with the collab of the century 🔥 What’s next?? A taco shell made out of @Doritos Blow my fucking mind folks, DM for ideas

@KipHenley Clown 🤡 Ass

If I’m a player around the lead in the US Open I would ask the USGA to check the specs on this putter. The shaft has to lean away from head at least 10 degrees.It sure looks vertical. Not being a dick or hate him at all but it is a rule.