Mau5 in a Cup

@suziecuez Lucky you, some guys' minds are just terribly filled with images of non-erective perspectives sometime!

Nothing is more horrible than a man who tells you in the middle of sex: I lost my erection. #turnoff

@StArWaRsLaSeRs @__DropTheCake__ @d0min4trix @KingVarinius @djrobtech @suziecuez @LegacyProps1 @mau5mom @Stiguissimo @TokyoJets oh my...

I hate it when we have sex and you leave the bed immediately after we climax... You are an awful date. Let's fuck again, okay? #sex

@DexterTheCatSwe So I've heard!!! Man, that sucks :(

Haven't been in the chat in ages... What did I miss? #mau5chat #deadmau5

Just lost in the groove hoping to find some free time. #workworkwork #likearobot

Cephei caught a cold! LOL #sick But she's getting over it... this time!

@woobiesmum Wow, welcome to the club!

@JeremyClarkson None, lambo wins this round.

What did you guys get for Christmas? #Christmas

"Preparing to dispense product" Open, absorb, close, take in, release. #deepthinking

@suziecuez That person was an awful one... Weren't they?

@Absolut_Raul @deadmau5 Well excuse me while I cargasm... Kthanks.

In the dark, you held out your hand and gestured to follow you. I did, but we jumped out a two story house under the summer sunglight. #fml

@woobiesmum I might have found the one, the best, the ultimate... And I lost it all because of a fucking cellphone. T_T #sadCephei

Cephei and love = bad combination... It'll never happen... again. #fucklife #fucklove #fuckeverything

@deadmau5 That kind of cultists? #blueblue #paintthewholeworldblue #earthbound #retrogaming

@deadmau5 @ParisHilton Today, on #deadmau5 fridays... #fuckyeahdeadmau5 !!!

*Tries to make the same comic 3 times and ends up throwing it in the trash bin... 3 times... #comicproblems