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Fixing up a lot, so help me, God

Glo don dull my glow💔

Oman Through my eyes

use your cat to clear your cart🧏‍♂️

@jackonomentry the message speaks for itself

A lot is going on in this country and there are some people that choose to not get involved because it’s overwhelming ? it’s our future we’re fighting for here, it’s not going to be easy.

when she says i’ll have to buy her the dress she’ll wear to our date me: immediately brings out my misognitrix

$650m target 🎯

😂😂😂

You people will come on this app and confidently mislead people on something you have zero knowledge about. Buying Dangote Refinery shares with a 150k salary will not take anyone out of the trenches. NGX is not a meme coin. Dangote Refinery is currently preparing for its IPO with an estimated valuation of *$40 Billion to $50 Billion**. In Naira, that is over 60 TRILLION Naira. You are telling a guy who earns 150k a month to use 7k to buy a microscopic fraction of a 60 Trillion Naira asset and expect it to magically pay his house rent in a few years? If you earn between 100k and 250k, and you aggressively scrape 20k monthly to buy shares, you would have invested 240k by December. Even if the refinery does a miraculous 20% return, your profit for tying down your hard-earned survival money for 365 days is just 48k. That cannot even buy a half bag of rice today. Inflation will swallow that profit before the dividend is even paid. Let's even scale it up. Let's say you manage to invest a whole 1 Million Naira. A very solid 20% return gives you 200k profit in an ENTIRE YEAR. Is 200k after 12 months changing your life? No. Dangote Refinery stock are for WEALTH PRESERVATION, not poverty eradication. It is for the person sitting on 50m who wants to park heavy liquidity, hedge against inflation. It is NOT for Emeka who's eating from hand to mouth in this economy. If your income is small, take that 7k and use it to eat. 7k is not magically paying your house rent in 2030 because you bought dangote refinery stock.

By this time last year Escaladizzy was going viral on TikTok and mavo hadn’t recorded the second verse… he recorded that verse in same school we shut down yesterday! This shit is divine!

Where I play ball, there’s this woman who shows up every Saturday morning with chilled zobo and tigernut drink. She shares it to everyone for free, no money, no stress. Naturally, everybody likes her. It was only today I found out she’s actually the wife of the man who owns the pitch. That “free” drink? It’s strategy. It keeps all of us coming back every weekend, and once you’re there, you’re already spending. Each player pays 3kpa to play, bottled water is 5H, and before you know it, you’ve spent close to 5k. Now she’s taken it a step further, she just launched a side business at the same pitch. She sells and rents out boots, sells jerseys, socks, bibs… everything you need to play. And she’s making serious money from it. In simple terms… She gave us free drinks, built loyalty, then positioned herself to collect the money in every other way. Smart Igbo woman business move😂

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

First lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware.

don’t be a fly nigga that doesn’t know God

Nobody tells young creatives that the beginning is supposed to be messy. You’re supposed to not know what you’re doing yet. You’re supposed to make bad work, take wrong turns, and feel like everyone else has it figured out except you. That’s not failure. That’s the process. Stay in it.

@NoteSphere that's odd

Anthony Azekwoh’s ‘The three Yoruba brothers’ art collection just sold for N9,999,999.

@zhus_jdo more good life thunder god 🥳🥳

23,000 years on the spaceship earth and absolutely loving it here. 🥳 🎂

@jackonomentry Eleniyan 💆‍♂️

Emi Paul walker

elemen3 makes BIG BOYS beats 🙂‍↔️🔥