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@cookiecarver The BBC better not be snowing me on this bbc.com/news/articles/…

@chiletterman no way... is this real??

tried making my cookies egg shaped for easter and they just look like normal cookies... i have failed... should i even tell the people eating them they are supposed to be egg shaped or??

@Ken67547214 This is the peak of wisdom. All else is comjecture

@chiletterman 🤷‍♂️

As a man, why are you

@ThePurpIeKnight Now that we got that outta the way let's draw the rest of the owl

@chiletterman i think

@punished_daniel Haha wow the caretaker really got you good

Me when I...I don't have any whimsical or funny anecdotes that relates to this video. I have nothing. No experience of mine maps to a baby elephant getting upset, nor a caretaker playfully dodging. This was not a life worth living.

@skooookum Welcome to the real world chuddo

Why the fuck would you do that to him

@OneEyedAlpaca Happy birthday alpaca, your forklift operation skills are to be modelled and studied

it's my birthday today so you are legally required to say only nice things about me

In 73 seconds I will be here

@universal_bagel Riddle of words, solved by Bagel (2026-2026)

@chiletterman Yeah, it's called a post now

This tweet is false

@cavempty_ Did you pick the fire, grass, or water type?

insane urinal configuration

for April Fools next year we should move it to March 34th

@LunaGathering @Motionstahp No greater joy than incorporating lands into your gameplan and making the resource constraint work for you

@Motionstahp I love drawing lands, I love fetching to surveil, I love playing manlands, I love needing to think when deckbuilding, I love estimating the risk of keeping a hand, I love mulliganing, I love variance and I love all the interesting mechanics and decisions that lands enable

Magic players be like "our mana system is good" when every game since MTG has been trying different ways to get around having to draw lands

@_ceee_ I need a black leather jacket with cherry red shoulder pauldrons

hi

@AlexCaswen Cosplay was mostly hollowed out as a hobby when ready made outfit factories got wide distribution

As a kid I had a symbiotic mathematical intuition that preassembled answers to arithmetic before I could subvocalize the number and now 13 times 7 stunlocks me

There's a sussy imposter amongst you autists

Don't pet my peeve bro

@FeralPHunter I switched to a Pixel a few months ago and didn't appreciate how green the grass was in the Apple walled garden

should i just embrace being a fuck boy and buy an iPhone