Azode

6 years, 2 schools, countless challenges, one destination: B.Eng Chemical Engineering ✅ First Class Honours ✅ 4.77 CGPA ✅ President, NSChE ✅ Every bit of it — worth it! 🙏🏾

Sit back and enjoy Cunha’s ball 🍿✨

@coach_blahk Best advice is honestly to ignore every other sexual advice/opinion on the Internet (except ones regarding safety). Just get in there and experience it, and figure out what works for you, or what is too long/too short.

Need general advise for the less experienced: how long should sex last ideally? How much is too short or too long before an orgasm? 🫠

Banger babes <<< Just as bad as banger boys fr

@uziluiz3 @DaleJohnsonBBC @KiwiChels His instance clearly says they do. Personally, I don't believe so

@DaleJohnsonBBC @KiwiChels @ChibuikeAzode What if Villa finish 5th and win the Europa League, and Chelsea come 6th, do Chelsea get into the Champions League then?

Reminder that if Aston Villa win the Europa League and finish 5th this is the allocation. 1- UCL 2- UCL 3- UCL 4- UCL 5- UCL (Villa as UEL winners) 6- UCL (EPS) 7- UCoL No Europa League place for Premier League position. FA Cup could change it slightly.

@INCREDIBUUUUU That last line is exactly why I'm not bothering myself with these preferences. I'm just waiting in hope that United/INEOS do it right

Okay if you ask me what I want in midfield, and what I think is perfect Anderson is my number 1 And if Anderson is my number 1 the perfect 2 is Wharton I want different solutions in midfield Then get wolves Andre I'm not a scout either i’m thinking that midfield needs height

How? 😭😭😭

@OluDare1313 @_Utdbaki @mufcMPB Welcome to the Premier league

@_Utdbaki @mufcMPB How do you miss 10 games in 35 days???

🚨 Bruno Guimarães is on Manchester United’s radar and has the possibility of changing clubs within the Premier League. A transfer would only occur if United were willing to pay between €75-80m. Casemiro has been pushing behind the scenes for the transfer to take place. #MUFC [@gustavohofman, Bruno Andrade, @ESPNBrasil]

Lmao

@fc_mossman Except we're not blind and we can see that 7 days ago: Chelsea (5th) were better than Newcastle (8th), and City (3rd) were better than Madrid (7th)

An alternative way to interpret this graph is just that Barcelona is simply better than Newcastle, PSG is simply better than Chelsea, Real Madrid is simply better than City, and Atlético is simply better than Spurs

@IfeDada2 @_y3maya It's his insecurity

@_y3maya He is actually not serious because you were not even rude

all because i asked to take the conversation to imessage💔

In nine games as playing #10, Bruno Fernandes has: • 8 assists • 40 chances created • 13 big chances created If you only used those numbers for this entire season, his ranking in the Premier League would still be: 🥇 1st in Assists 📊 11th in Chances Created (just 10 behind 1st) 🥉 3rd in Big Chances Created (only 2 behind 1st) Now if you only use his numbers from the 18 games prior to that when he played as a CM, he still ranks: 🥇 1st in Assists 🥇 1st in Chances Created 🥉 3rd in Big Chances Created (4 behind 1st) No matter how you spin it, that right there is the best player in the Premier League & Footballer of the Year.

Objectively the sexiest glasses a babe can wear

@thearsfamily97 Sounds so intelligent until they lose the semis to Barça

It's hilarious. He basically figured out where the meta was heading before anyone, then stockpiled the kinds of players necessary for that meta. He even sacrificed some better talents for harder workers because he trusted his system THAT much. If you want to press high M2M yet maintain a zonal midblock and compact lowblock, you need Total Footballers. Basically footballers that can adapt and do multiple things. They may not be the flashiest, but they are effective. Especially the defensive players, you cannot have specialists if you wanna copy Arteta's style -Hincapié is an LB, an LCB in a back 3, and an LCB in a back 4. -Calafiori is everything. -Gabriel is an LCB in a back 3 and back 4. -Saliba is a CCB, RCB, and LCB in a back 3 and 4. -Timber is a RB, LB, and RCB in a back 3 or 4. -White is a RB and RCB in a back 3 or 4. -Mosquera is a RB, RCB and LCB in a back 3 or 4. -MLS is an inverted LB, LCM and LDM. -Rice is everything. -Zubimendi is a DM, CM, and even drops back to the CCB position in-possession. Having defensive players that can adapt to/be comfortable in different out-of-possession and in-possession scenarios reduces risk, mistakes, and miscommunication. It also helps that all these profiles are great duellers, which makes them less likely to lose M2M scenarios. In attack, he just needed to get willing and capable presses who were also talented. Sometimes, he'd forego an S-tier talent with C work ethic for a B-tier talent with S-tier work ethic. Why? Because that's what suits his system best. What's really impressive is that he has reduced the gap between the first team and the rotation. So now, Arteta can bring subs/finishers without losing much quality (and any wuality lost is countered by the fresh stamina the finisher is coming with) to the pressing, duelling, and system overall. This was a system six years in the making. Other teams can't just replicate it. They don't have the depth, the culture mentality instilled over years, or the profiles.

For years, PSG’s failures in Europe were blamed on the “low level” of French football. The moment they won it, the same lack of competition suddenly became an advantage. It give them the freedom to focus on Europe. When English clubs dominated, it was proof their league is miles ahead of every other in Europe. The second they struggle, now the league is too competitive.

30-17 overall. Yikes

@owen_amby Why would any striker pass it back 😂 you people sef ehn He could've done better but it was still just a good block

Passing it back was an option, omo

I will never be offended by anything Sabrina Carpenter does because I am not the kind of man these songs are about.

Received a season high number of votes😂😂😂😂😂 See You in May Declan Rice

This + the Tonali news earlier is really nice. Massively improves our teams physical floor BUT we absolutely need a pass first CM too. Mainoo, Baleba & Tonali are all carry first