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Good morning X family Today's another day to book my Brand I'm a generator Mechanic I fix home used generators I operate Mobile too Please patronize me let me render my services to you

@nungusstock I wanna fuck my wife every day of my life

結婚後というか大学生の時にこんな生活だったわ。 1日3回とか笑

@AffluentMist No we don't brush our teeths The feeling is just there We are both horny as fuck that we don't think about brushing

People who have morning sex, do you wake up and brush your teeth first or how do you control morning breath???

@Rightanglenews Ladies are always doing rubbish Emphasis on black Americans

A black mother in North Carolina intentionally gives herself an allergic reaction in an ER parking lot by eating shellfish while her daughter cries in the backseat, fearing for her mother’s life. This is what your taxes pay for.

@Countcristo44 What the fuck is this

Piggyback rides can be dangerous if you're an Indian with a 73 IQ.

@elonmusk Is there a space x fight soon

Robot fights are fun 😂

@videonet_ You know these white people try so many stupid THINGS

رجال يقضي وقته دايم مع الحيوانات في البرية ، يخلي ثعبان يلسعه وأعتقد أنه لايوجد به سم⁉️

Me as the last born My Junior cousins have taken my privilege, my dad normally eats and leave for me but this time around he gave it to my cousins My eyes first blur 😔

@dopamine273 Bro was expecting threesome 🤣, he should have initiated it

my homie brought two girls home last night expecting a threesome and the other one just sat and watched

@clariateka Where is Bro headed

El hombre huía de la policía y de repente recordó que el planeta es un juego de mundo abierto.

@imfynerthanfyne Nigga knew he was gonna get caught so he stuck to dancing

my homegirl just told me she saw my ngga in the club... i asked if he was in there talking to btches she said no he was dancing LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭

@ambarismos Why is it looking like a girl dripping 💦 water

Quando eu vejo um homem de bigode

@alreadywon___ Yeah I have experienced this before One time a bigger adult had me standing and fucking her she just stuck my dick in her pussy and she was the one fucking me I wasn't even thrusting

This girl fucks back in missionary, never seen anything like that in my life 😂🤯

@Big_Emrys What a lovely view

Joy wan fill ham 😂😂

Lesson for Day 174 Hot to touch = danger. If you can’t hold your hand on the engine for 3 seconds, it’s too hot. Give it air, Give it rest,Give it oil. your Gen ever shut down from heat? Comment "YES" if it has 🔧 Please follow @ChibuoyiSmiley for more gen tips

Overloading + No Rest - Idimu Running AC + Fridge + Freezer + TV on 2.5kva generator Ran from 6pm to 8am. No break. Overheated and threw a rod. ₦200k Rule: 2 hours rest after every 8 hours of use.

Today we discuss OVERHEATING🌡️ A customer ran his generator for 18 hours straight. At the 19th hour, the engine seized. Day 174 as a Lagos mechanic 🔧 Day 25 of 50 daily push-ups 💪 My Diagnosis: Piston melted to cylinder wall. No cooling. No oil. Too much heat. Repair: ₦280,000 new engine Prevention: ₦0. Just rest it. Generators aren't meant to run 24/7 in Lagos heat.

@MayHashira With the dude is standing Dude hasn't done any freakiest shit He lying

oh he a real FREAK 😂💀

@richardciderbox Lol what figure of speech is this 😂

Shaving your balls before going out gives a 100% guarantee you will not get laid

@HumansNoContext I love this man But if the girl has been good then he shouldn't have done that

Now this is fair