NanScranner 😝😝

@Pendergast891 @1ssve Mate we use decimal points not commas. Mainland Europe though... 👀🫣

@1ssve try a comma, if that works then dont work there because they hired some third worlder (brit) to code

This is one of the dumber things I've seen on a job application. Bro GPAs have decimals. Who put this together?

girls masturbating is the hottest thing ever

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having my face pushed into the bush of a girl thats had a full day at work 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Big fan of hickeys. Will never be too old for them. Show em who I belong to!

i dont abuse alcohol i kiss it gently between its thighs

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

being with someone who is insanely sweet but also such a fucking freak >

When do I grow my adult penis

Another celebrity on Mounjaro.

Panicked thinking I had forgotten mothers day then remembered that I'm British and had already forgotten it earlier in the year

bro eat ur pussy before it gets cold

bitches look so cute sleeping on yo chest like thank god this evil ass demon asleep and quiet

Iykyk 😁

finding out a guy is a pervert vs finding out a girl is a pervert