cheeky.meister

“Sometimes… you just gotta sit back, relax, take a breather and look at it from the panoramic view” -annoying wise one

A dollar? A dollar adds up in this economy…

If we’re all going to die anyways… why don’t we all just try to live in unison✨

“I can’t believe they just let anyone have babies, but you have to have a license to fish”

Tsunami, Salami, Mommi The Holy Trinity

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“Don’t ever go shopping when you’re drunk. You will do stupid things.” -66 y/o lady in the shoe store

If you want, you want. You gotta get whatcha want.

I will NEVER be too old for bubbles🫧

@JoeBiden I am😏

No one is above the law.

Everything makes me second guess everything

"You eat to live, I live to eat." -Ludwig

Jenga time or what time?

Some of you have never grated cheese, and it's shows.

Some people just got that bad juju iykyk #staysafe #keeptherealones

beef ramen is the way to go #alldayeveryday