“My main target is to remove the entire Abia from the National grid. My Hon. Commissioner for Power is in the Netherlands negotiating for this. Even though it’s a private enterprise, we are ready to support it because it will benefit us all”
-Alex Otti
Honestly, I used to think it was only women that get pressured to marry.
Until yesterday …
My aunty actually called a family meeting for her son because he’s over 40 and still not married 😭
I went there as a good cousin, sat quietly in one corner… already calculating the food I will eat after the meeting.
Not knowing I came for premium drama 🍿
After opening prayer, they called my cousin to come and explain himself.
This man stood up with full confidence and said:
“I’m not financially stable yet. I need more time before marriage.”
Omor…
Na so my aunty scream, fall down, and start rolling 😭
She was shouting:
“You that have two cars and your own house?? My enemies have finally caught me!!!”
Wahala
My cousin now reminded her that he brought one lady years ago and she rejected her.
That he’s not even interested in marriage again for now.
Omor… the same aunty started begging:
“Please bring her back, I will accept her!!!”
I just sat there like… wow 😭
Everybody was rushing to carry her, fan her, pour water…
Meanwhile me, my own problem was different…
No food.
After I burning fuel money in this fuel economy, I now came to sit down and watch film for free???
Wahala
At the end, the family gave him one year ultimatum:
“Bring a wife or we will find one for you.”
I just kept quiet and faced my life…
Because the way things are going for me ehn…
By the time it’s my turn,
my own family will not even stress themselves 😭
They will just carry me go market like:
“Who wan marry? We get one fine boy here, very calm, no wahala”
Aru
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Hey guys, I’m excited to share that production on the comic is almost wrapped up, and deliveries will start going out in a few days.
I sincerely apologize for making you wait so long, it took a bit longer than I anticipated.
Thank you so much to everyone who pre ordered. I truly appreciate the support, and I can’t wait to finally get this into your hands. Also my birthday is in a few hours, wish me well 😉
#Supaeaglez
The show is a classic American cartoon series that aired on Nigerian television back in the late '90s and early 2000s.
It follows three badass motorcycle-riding mice Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape the destruction of their home planet, Mars, at the hands of the villainous Plutarkians. After crash-landing in Chicago, they take on the same aliens who are now trying to plunder Earth's natural resources.
I remember first catching it on NTA as a kid, and I think it also popped up on Silverbird Television around the early 2000s too.
Were you there for those epic Saturday morning episodes?
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