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There’s big silent money in Rift Valley and when it whispers, even traffic jams listen. Yesterday Ronnie & Terry tied the knot with golden rope and escorted it with G-Wagons. Karen Blixen Museum turned into a full-blown VIP headquarters. Bogani Road looked like a UN summit had relocated there. The convoy was pure Madness. G-Wagons everywhere like they were being issued for furiiii. The Uasin Gishu big boys pulled up looking like they accidentally drove out of a Forbes magazine cover. Now pale kwa buffet ndio mambo Ilikua mwejeje. The rich were not eating food, they were conducting marine research. Sea food you’ve only seen on NatGeo was casually chilling next to nyama choma. Prawns looking at you with sanpanku eyes. Everything was there,, barbecue, perfectly grilled nyama choma and food plated like it had a degree from Harvard. The rich Dressed simple but still looked flashy. No chaos, no shouting, no MC with kadunga moves. Just calm vibes, soft laughter, and people networking like LinkedIn had come to life. Even the alcohol bay area was still full at the end of the event. No bloggers, no TikTokers, no influencers onsite. Wote inje na hizo masimu zao za matakataka. No wonder @HonAllanChesang who's my boy never invited me for his Koito. Nilionea kwa mtandao like the rest of you poor pipoos🥹. The rich don’t announce, they exist quietly and trend accidentally. Then now enter the Walala Hoii Avengers. These are the ones who will first create a WhatsApp group Before love comes first. They’ll invite influencers, bloggers, TikTokers & basically anyone with a front camera and data bundles. The wedding becomes less about love and more about content creation with snacks. The Outfits is always the Nigerian vibes. Music ni Zobu Zobu at full blast while Money is Being sprayed like it’s a scene from a Nollywood movie nobody fully understands. Pale kwa buffet you’re told it’s self service, but there’s a security guard disguised as a caterer standing next to the sufuria with strict instructions that it's One piece of chicken per citizen. You find Chicken thighs cut into six pieces unashindwa kama ni kuku ama minced meat. You point at drumstick, they serve you imondoo. You point again, they add soup for confidence,, huwanga bad. Walala Hoiis are mixing food like it’s a science experiment. Hakuna kitu wahakulangi kwa buffet. You find Watermelon on top of a wet fried chicken & pilau next to mukimo. Photography is Total anarchy. Everyone becomes a content creator. People jumping in front of the actual photographer bcoz their followers need the photos more than the couple. When Cake time arrives, It turns into a survival game. People are packing slices like they’re preparing for famine. Unaskia this one is for my cousin who didn’t come. The Cousin lives in Kisumu but will somehow receive cake crumbs via faith. Ni urímu. I've come to realize that in Rift Valley, money is just there,, quiet, unbothered, moisturized, and minding its generational business. No noise, no pressure, no fundraising posters. Just vibes, wealth, and people who don’t need to prove anything. And for those ladies dreaming of marrying into wealth like Terry, let me land this plane gently. The rich don’t marry for potential, they marry for alignment. So as you’re ignoring that broke but genuine guy hoping for a miracle, just know somewhere, a rich family is also ignoring you with equal confidence,, chesaa! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

Let me tell you something about the Honda Fit that people don’t say loudly… mostly because they’re busy enjoying it in silence. The first time you see it, you’ll probably underestimate it kidogo and say, “ahh hii ni ka small car tu, ya moving from point A to B, nothing serious,” and even laugh small because Nairobi has trained us to believe big cars = big life. Then you drive it for two days… just two… and suddenly your whole mindset starts shifting like rent prices in Kilimani. First of all, the space in this car is suspicious. Like genuinely suspicious. You fold the seats once and now you’re carrying your friends, shopping ya mwezi mzima, a random suitcase you didn’t plan for, and somehow there’s still space for bad decisions and soft life vibes. You’ll even start volunteering your car for errands like: “Let’s just use mine, it can fit…” Na inside you’re shocked too because you didn’t see this coming. Fuel consumption? This car does not drink fuel… it negotiates with it. Unajaza mafuta and before you know it you’ve done errands za Nairobi mzima, passed through traffic ya Waiyaki Way, maybe even a small road trip, and the fuel gauge is still behaving like it has manners. Kwanza sometimes it can give you 27km/litre of petrol. And Nairobi traffic? Ahh this is where the Fit shines like mtoto wa wenyewe. You start maneuvering kupitia jam with confidence you didn’t even know you had, squeezing into spaces that look illegal but somehow zinakubali tu. Because the AC works very well so you dont have to pen windows. Nairobi with tint, windows up na confidence utaingia everywhere. Parking yenye watu wanazunguka mara tatu, wewe unaingia once na unafit kama sahani kwa sink. Then slowly, without even realizing it, you become that person… The one who starts defending the Fit in conversations like a lawyer: “Fit si ndogo, it’s actually very practical… you people just don’t understand efficiency.” Kwanza there is a week I used it and it used to fit my everything including golf bag. At this point, it’s no longer a car… it’s a lifestyle adjustment. It humbles you kidogo, then rewards you immediately after. No pressure, no unnecessary noise, no stress… just pure “let me handle my business quietly” energy. Lowkey, this car teaches you something important: Not everything that works needs to be loud or expensive or intimidating… sometimes the real flex is just being reliable every single day without drama. Anyway… If you want something that: • saves you fuel without announcing it • handles Nairobi like it was born here • carries more than it looks like it can • and gives you zero stress vibes The Honda Fit is that underrated overachiever that people only understand after they experience it. 🚗 Available for hire today 📞 0793 373 705 / 0723630231 🌐 gowheels.co.ke #NairobiCars #CarHireKE #HondaFit #GoWheels

I have been on the online writing and wifi economy field for more than 13 years now,I can confidently say it’s on its death bed. 80% of the online businesses and flashy lifestyle you see out there from it is scam! Mkiona nakazana na many struggling start ups mjue nikubaya! People are being forced to either go back to traditional employment,those that were wise to start a business or the lazy ones resolve to scam! Ni mbayaaa!!!

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Kuna a group of young patients I’ve been seeing in Mathari and there’s this drug they call TapTap or I think TipTip. Which one is this?

These modern high-rise apartments are very beautiful until life actually happens. I used to live in those older, spacious flats where even as an introvert, you were still forced into community. Small parking meant all car owners knew each other, wives could hand you keys to move blocked cars, the caretaker was basically family, kids visited, mums invited you over, and the WhatsApp group was always on fire. Kisii neighbors brought matoke, Wakamba brought mangoes, Murang’a people supplied avocados like a government program, Waluyha brought murenda and mukhombero… I’m telling you, life was really lifing. Fast forward to these luxury high-rises. Three years later, I don’t know anyone. No WhatsApp group, no caretaker or guard friendship, no neighbor bond, nothing. We even meet in the lift and greet each other like professional strangers. “Hey.” “Hey.” My married friend once told me in marriage small beds keep the union stronger because even when you’re angry at each other, you still have to cuddle so that you fit. I felt that deeply because that is exactly my apartment situation. The smaller the parking, the stronger the union of residents. If I got a flat tyre or a dead battery in the old apartment, three people would appear immediately with a jack, advice, and a sincere “pole sana.” In these high-rise apartments, there is only premium silence. Today I got a puncture. I had a spare tyre, yes, but no inflator, and you know the height of an LC200 tyre is basically my height. I dragged that tyre to the nearest petrol station by myself. Sometimes the smaller the parking, the bigger the community. These new apartments gave us privacy, yes, but walituibia neighborhood. For car hire services use my numbers on bio.

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I posted this video on 13th September 2024. At that time most of you were sleeping in my civic education class. Its now a good time to remind you of Kenya pipeline corporation (KPC)

@mbiti_mwondi Ati mnasema ni chwi chwi! Validation😅

A Online Validation. B? Wacha tuskie wachanganuzi,best caption wins 2k!

Low self esteem is beefing with a 21 year old who has bought GLE while at 40 you have an Alto. You have posted that mkokoteni here very many times,your skin tight clothes,eating kwa vibanda, your meetings etc but no one has ever told you ati self esteem issues. Go get your fucking money right and post your GLEs we shall congratulate you. In my crew we say don’t be bitter,be better and we’re not intimidated by success,we’re motivated by it!

Good Friday reminds us of sacrifice, love, and hope. As we reflect today, let's pray for peace in our homes, unity in Kenya, and better days ahead. Happy Easter to all my people celebrating. What does this season mean to you? #GoodFriday #HappyEasterHolidayBravoB

I am not a fan of this man Uhuru Kenyatta,nor his legacy But Yesterday he did mention something most of us completely allign with That Above all things as a Kenyan,a voter and a tax payer,You must distinguish between a leader and a politician. And where we are now,it is because we elected a politician,mùndù wa siasa. Person who will not speak the truth of things as they are to his people,because he wants to remain a saint It is upto us to ensure the same mistake is not repeated. We Must! By now I believe we have seen among the people we have on the table,we can tell who is a politician and who is a leader. David kenani maraga,Is my leader. Even in the face of death and defeat,the man stands with the truth. He has done it before,he will do it again Long live Kenya 🇰🇪

Kenyan tea farmers are staring at warehouses full of unsold tea because the conflict in the Middle East has messed up export routes. Over 8 million kgs stuck. This is hitting livelihoods hard. Government needs to find new markets fast. What's your take? #KenyaTeaCrisis

@StephanieXAUUSD They they send some mean looking auctioneers yours, no escape!

@Chief1_Ke Na unadaiwa 😂

Kama wewe ni freelancer AVOID CAR LOANS !

@Kamau266 Or it's really not performing according to the expactations. Slow growth

@Chief1_Ke Alafu unaweza pata what you were investing in ikazama

In as much as huwa mnasema ati loans are a good for your growth,izo vitu husaidia very few people.A great number of people end up distressed and auctioned ama unaishi na wasiwasi for the rest of your life ata uwezi mbao unashinda umesaidiwa kazi.

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A consultant hired for company reorganisation will go around asking employees what problems they see in the company, come around next month asking what solutions you think will help. Then compile the 2 answers into a report called best practise