@thrashdparticle Every day I get to ramble about random things with an old person is always a good day
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Another strange thing about the flip flop is all evidence of the flip disappears after the flop
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@thrashdparticle That first sip of a fresh cold beer is top 3 life experiences and it isn't 2 or 3
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Went to chippy lane they asked if you wanted garlic mayo
noah@thrashdparticle
heaven is a place
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@thrashdparticle Fact checkers aren’t going to like this one I’m afraid Noah 🧐
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@LCD_Dansystem Specky is used by jealous cunts who can’t pull off glasses
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officer frye patrolling the mcdonalds. was deputy mcnugget there
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Tyler Frye, the police officer who identified Luigi Mangione, talks about the arrest at a press conference: “It feels good to get a guy like that off the street, especially starting my career this way, it feels great.”
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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve
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@LCD_Dansystem I could’ve watched 5 hours of him trying to pick it up and then dropping more in the process
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There’s an episode of Old Enough where a kid drops a fish out of his bag and down a hill and it is some of the most entertaining 5 minutes of television I’ve seen.
Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs)@agraybee
My mom is obsessed with a Japanese reality show that's just small children shopping. That's the whole show. Japanese five-year-olds going to the market and buying fish. They get home and their moms are proud of them.
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@LCD_Dansystem Can’t wait to read the wiki page for this over a joint
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