Ryley Bennefield

When ordering food in a restaurant, does how good the dish will look on an insta story play a role in what women order???

Might have a productive day, or might put “She Will Be Loved” by maroon 5 on repeat and have a good cry, it’s a toss up, regardless have a good day everyone ✊

Sending snaps you think are a good idea when your fkn givener with the boys > waking up to replies from snaps you sent when you were fkn givener with the boys

@connorwood21 Can relate

Fuck I really gotta stop sending DM’s to girls waaaayyyy outta my league.

I have never ever been invited to a charcuterie party and I’m not fuckin happy about it

Nothing like the smell of cigarette smoke in a warm port-o-potty to get the morning started amirite

@dj_benny09 Didn’t need to crop yourself out of it

I forgot my book to an open book exam this morning. Happy Tuesday

@connorwood21 Naw bro I’ve studied for tests and still got fucking throttled

proper prior planning prevents piss poor performance

Bring back the blackberry curve with the track ball

I answered a question correctly in front of the class today. What’s up peasants 😎

Serena and Dan finally kissed, but now Vanessa showed up, and Dan lieD to Serena, and then showed up to the maskerade to get her back, but Vanessa is there. GOSSIP GIRL HAS ME STRESSED OUT

@Andrew_Juba @Kenzypie_9 😳😳

@georgiaphilipp @holy_schnitt I swear I can change babe

imagine meeting the love of your life & later discovering their favorite fruit is pears

Somebody wrote my phone number in a high school textbook a while ago, and for 3 years I’ve gotten calls from young kids about a “good time”. To whoever wrote it, touchè, you burned me good. But also, heck you.

So get this, I spent Friday night in bed reading books, it’s Saturday morning, I’m not hungover, and I just watched “letters to Juliet”. Get me out of the frickin house

Awh dang it why didn’t I proof read that

This 3am wall home is telling me im@an athlete and to jog the rest of the way to make it quicker, but my mind is tricking me and I’m not an athlete, and now I’m heckin depressed, so I’ll walk and think about where I went wrong