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Chief of Sats
Chief of Sats@ChiefofSats·
@MartyBent He’s a far more reasonable option. That said, no I don’t believe he wins. Reading just a few Reddit Los Angeles subs and it is incredibly apparent, the city is absolutely flooded with libtards—they enjoy misery.
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
What is the most annoying thing about grocery shopping for you?
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Chief of Sats@ChiefofSats·
@ThrillaRilla369 Self checkout is a racket. I’ll gladly pay another $0.25 for milk or eggs if that meant no self checkout at all. Add four more lanes with human cashiers. Unfortunately, this won’t happen. In fact, self checkout will only grow. 👎
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Chief of Sats
Chief of Sats@ChiefofSats·
@mikealfred This will require someone knowing someone at Meta who can raise it up the flagpole, as standard protocols do not work. Generous bounty nonetheless.
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Mike Alfred
Mike Alfred@mikealfred·
Raising this bounty to $15,000 cash. Will pay via Zelle, Venmo, wire, or cash in person. Use whatever means necessary to get this account removed/deleted/banned. It is a scam impersonator: instagram.com/mikealfred__
Mike Alfred@mikealfred

Quick and friendly reminder: If you can get this fraudulent scam imposter account removed that Instagram has allowed to stay active (with a blue check), I will pay you $10,000 cold, hard cash with proof that you were the one who successfully did it. instagram.com/mikealfred__

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BDB (SAYLOR MODE)
BDB (SAYLOR MODE)@BigDickBull69·
Remember when they psyopped 90% of the population to post a literal Black Square on their instagram story back in 2020
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Nicholas J. Stelzner
Nicholas J. Stelzner@stelzner_n1150·
Biggest shithole cities ranked: 1. Houston, TX 2. New Orleans, LA 3. Memphis, TN 4. St. Louis, MO 5. Oakland, CA 6. Denver, CO 7. Columbus, OH 8. Albuquerque, NM 9. Atlanta, GA 10. Lubbock, TX
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Chief of Sats
Chief of Sats@ChiefofSats·
@ashleyschendel This is what a billionaire uses. A binder clip. Available at any FedEx or Office Depot store and Amazon too, of course. This is from Tiger Woods most recent arrest.
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Ashley Schendel
Ashley Schendel@ashleyschendel·
Very rarely will you need to buy your husband a new wallet, but when that day comes, it is somehow a major household decision and you cannot screw it up. Men will carry the same wallet for 20 years with the corners falling apart and still say it’s fine. So this is not the moment for creativity. Slim, durable, leather if he’s a leather guy, metal if he already likes that kind of thing. Do not surprise a man with a weird wallet.
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Chief of Sats
Chief of Sats@ChiefofSats·
@elonmusk Who specifically is the asshole who added the auto stop-start to cars? I wish death upon them.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Who specifically is the asshole who added DEI lies to Academy Awards eligibility instead of it just being about making the best movie?
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Chief of Sats@ChiefofSats·
@JM_speakss Very first cold wallet send is a test. Then after that full send.
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The Journey Man
The Journey Man@JM_speakss·
I’m STILL scared shtless when I transfer bitcoin to my cold storage. I send 0.01 test transactions before moving more. When you’re transferring bitcoin to your cold storage…are you still sending test transactions or do you trust it blindly now?
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Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹
Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹@redhotnerd·
Spencer, I wasn’t going to do this. It’s not worth my time. Seriously. But your dinner check the other night was $682 . Hope that helps. Don’t be a dick to the service staff where you stay. I’ve got your breakfast order, and the list of made up food allergies you claim. You’re just lying; stop. @TMZ
Spencer Pratt@spencerpratt

Hey guys, why don’t they wanna talk about why I need a hotel in the first place? Karen Bass let my home burn down. Also 6,000 of my neighbors. NBD.

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Pub
Pub@PubWanghaf·
I’ve never in my life seen an Asian person at a gas station
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Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis@parkeralewis·
Ribeye inflation index has a big print. New price $37.99/lb. 17% inflation annualized from October. 18.5% annualized since last June. 90% cumulative since 2020. 11.0% compounded annually over 6+ years. Same ribeye, same store. High rates? Don't care. Bitcoin is the only way out!
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Parker Lewis@parkeralewis

Your favorite all in one inflation index has a price update. Same ribeye at the same store is up 6.2% since June, now $34.49/lb. 19% annualized. Since the prior update in 2024, compound annual inflation is 12.6%. Cumulative 72.5% increase since 2020. Bitcoin is the only way out!

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Mike Alfred
Mike Alfred@mikealfred·
Rate my portfolio: - $200,000,000 stocks - 4 Pokémon cards - $10,000 emergency fund - $1,200 checking account Would you change anything?
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Chief of Sats
Chief of Sats@ChiefofSats·
Agree. That said, I’ll take a 50 yr old home 99.9% of the time vs new construction. Unless you’re dealing with a top 1% high end builder, new construction is an absolute joke in the United States. This home inspector showcases the abysmal new construction in Texas he regularly encounters: instagram.com/reel/C5tsF5YO1…
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Chief of Sats@ChiefofSats·
Erewhon is what Starbucks was in 2008 ish, people felt fancy carrying a cup with their name on it. Now, it’s Erewhon or Laurel Supply. Nobody is doing full on grocery shopping at Erewhon and won’t be at Laurel Supply either. TikTok bros and girls (I fucking hate how many girls say “girlies”, “I’m an Erewhon girlie”… “where are my Erewhon girlies at” 💀🔫) will flock to Laurel Supply to get their content for the Gram, or TikTok and that’ll be it. Bristol Farms remains the GOAT.
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Andrea
Andrea@iiiitsandrea·
Laurel Supply is the latest hypebeast grocer to open in LA. They literally outbougie’d Erewhon 😂
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Chief of Sats
Chief of Sats@ChiefofSats·
@actingliketommy @spencerpratt BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHWHWHAHHAHWHAHWHWHHWHWHWHWHWHHW
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Political Punk
Political Punk@actingliketommy·
@spencerpratt You're a bullshit artist. Fuck you, you fucking con man. Trump dick sucker. You ain't winning shit. Go ask Trump to be one of his Epstein rapist's or something. No one wants you line of bullshit in LA
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Spencer Pratt
Spencer Pratt@spencerpratt·
After CBS embarrassed Karen Bass by fact-checking her debate lies about the Palisades Fire, they clearly got the call. CBS filmed with me on my burned out lot for over an hour, and they turned it over to Karen Bass’ PR team to edit it into a comical 5 minute hit piece with clips from the Hills. They can’t beat my ideas, they can’t beat me in the debates, so they gotta try to turn my campaign into a sideshow. People are done with these skeezy political tricks, and I’m done with CBS. They’ll never get a word from me for my next 8 years as mayor. Adios! What outlet should I have in their absence?
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Mike Alfred
Mike Alfred@mikealfred·
THINK BIGGER
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