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@RangersFC @ScotlandNT @JamTarts Hardly a step up, nae ambition Lawrence

🖋 We can today announce the signing of striker Lawrence Shankland on a two-year deal with an option for an additional year. The @ScotlandNT international will join from @JamTarts on undisclosed terms once the transfer window opens. ➡️ Read more: rng.rs/4u8cmY8

@inkandseerah Why do this to yourselves? Racing through book after book just to impress.....who? They're written to be enjoyed.

can we PLEASE normalize achievable reading goals??? +100 books a year, it’s NOT common

@KenFarmerTV Yes?

Just curious. How many of you have read Catcher In The Rye ?

@WHATSFORDlNNER I'd slather it in Gaviscon

Would you add mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy, or beans? 🤔

@benonwine Yes, relax, enjoy.

Does ANYONE have any genuinely good tips for surviving this absolutely brutal heatwave? ☀️🔥🥵

@MarkDickson1874 Hope it turns out it was a step backwards .

Not even going to lie, I’m gutted about this. What a striker and player he’s been for us. He deserves this move, just annoying we don’t even get a penny for him. He was our best striker since Robertson and I wish him all the best… just not against us 😂 🇱🇻 #HMFC

@BladeoftheS Are they using green energy? Are they doing anything to control their ever expanding population?

As the UK hits 35C it is hitting 55C in India, just a few Centigrade from causing instant death. This is the most heavily populated country on the planet with 1.47 billion people. More than all of North America and Europe combined. Imagine if they all have to leave.

@ColinSpenc4257 Are they not scones that haven't worked?

WELSH CAKES. YES OR NO.

@NotFarLeftAtAll Turdward.

Jedward have gained weight while working on cruise ships…

@JamboGilly Step backwards I'd say.

If the rumours about Shankland leaving for free to Rangers are true then it’s an embarrassment to both club and player. Surely Hearts wouldn’t have reported a 3 year new deal only to lose him to a rival club for nothing? And why run off to a club that didn’t want him last year?

@kulture_watch Because we're a protestant country?

An Orange Order anti Catholic hate parade in Liverpool complete with anti Catholic music and singing as they parade by Anfield. If it was anti Jewish, Muslim or Protestant they'd be arrested and prosecuted. Why is the Orange Order given a free pass to spread sectarian hate?

@AlenkaofBohemia Kindle, second hand and from Ebay, I only buy new if I'm desperate.

Books were always on the expensive side, but now the prices are INSANE. 15 pounds for a normal paperback, 20-25 pounds for hardback.... just .... insane. I really wish I lived near a library and that it would have a large English section.

What Russian literature or books would you recommend to a newbie?

@celtic_jaime Celtic fans pretending to be excited by beating Dunfermline.

@RobertaFresque2 The egg! Who ate the egg?

???🫨😳

@BOURNYBOY76 That's just her stomach full of spunk.

THIS THING asking Men to come and rail her while pregnant is one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen 🤦‍♂️ Hey Bonnie you couldn't pay me to take a hand job off you #TRAMP

@SkySportsNews Well done, next.

🚨 BREAKING: Celtic win the Scottish Cup after a 3-1 victory over Dunfermline, securing a domestic double for Martin O'Neill's side 🟢

@BladeoftheS Get a card or fk off.....thank you Tesco.

Tesco shouldn't be allowed to rip people off like that, these criminal clubcards should be banned. 1 price in the supermarket only.

@Tony76UTR @Inselaffe76 Terrible! Nearly as bad as taking your dug up the back.

@Inselaffe76 Was at the maws in Coatbridge with the dug and took him up the back and there was tree decorated like literally a shite Christmas tree. Clearly some wee bam working on some sort of art project.

Cunts that pick up their dugs shite and then hang the bags on trees are the first ones to go during my purge.

@offtheballbbc When someone's caught blatantly cheating....Who do you think you are? Scottish fkn VAR?

'Another holiday... who do you think you are, Judith Chalmers??' In tribute to the late great, Judith Chalmers we would like to make a list of people from pop culture whose names have made it into popular sayings💬