Mark Chilton

@nosuchthing great opportunity for a Benjamin button mushroom joke on little fish. A real shame

@HSBC_UK hi. Is there an issue with the phone app? I can log in but then the first page with my accounts is elongated and can’t see balance without clicking on each account.

What you’re missing @petedonaldson @lukeaaronmoore @lukeandpeteshow instagram.com/reel/DO1R0ogjy…

@gervaisclips @rickygervais More the invention of speaking your mind

@FootballRamble Ricardo Carvalho, Paulo Ferreira

Which footballers are always called by their first and last name? 🤔 Jim's a fan of one player's 'demonic' behaviour 😂 New Mailbag! 👉lnk.to/ramble

@lukeandpeteshow spotted this morning on Piccadilly

@PayPal I need to make a payment and the app won’t let me link my cards or change the funding source. My original card was cancelled and you people are impossible to get hold of so I guess it will just go unpaid.

@paddypower Is there a way of making your Face ID log in work for more than one log in?

@capcutapp hi. I am capcut creator and I can’t see my levels on the app and my wallet doesn’t show up at all? Any idea how to fix this

@EricAbbenante @piersmorgan Two wrongs and all that..

Piers Morgan confronts Cenk Uygur with Democrats' hypocrisy over Trump's verdict: "Why Bill Clinton was never put through a criminal court mincer, given what he did many would argue was worse!" CU: "As always, I was unbiased. 'He paid off Paula Jones' that's not a crime!" PM: "Clearly not if you're a Democrat." Paula Jones and Tara Reade are living breathing examples of how Clinton and Biden are "above the law".

@lukeandpeteshow Or Spotify.

𝗬𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝘀𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 Barrymore's moved to Barcelona, the home of glory holes. Speaking of which, would you whack an erect penis if you saw it in one? Plus, Luke tells us about his trip to Munich for Frühlingsfest. lnk.to/lukeandpeteshow 👇

@FootballRamble @petedonaldson outside the Emirates on Sunday.

@lukeaaronmoore I often listen out for your book recommendations and this one is fucking brilliant.

@lukeandpeteshow you missed the time Bear was in a dingy and gave himself an enema with a dead turtles blood.

@lukeandpeteshow @lukeaaronmoore no idea what stops a child climbing through the hole and no idea why this cat is so angry but either way. Could be a solution

@lukeandpeteshow I see a group Fencing on Highbury fields once.

@neezypeezy83zy @lukeaaronmoore Actually going the other way. Which is weirder I guess

@lukeaaronmoore I don’t mean to scare the shit out of you mate, but @Chiltonpops is following you

@lukeaaronmoore @StakPod This is how everyone has your email, pal

We're hiring here at @stakpod! More information on the role and how to apply here: stak.london/articles/stak-…

@lukeaaronmoore No problem.

@Chiltonpops legend, so kind of you! Sadly I think it's too small for what I need though. Appreciate the offer!

@lukeaaronmoore I have a brand new one of these safes if you want one? Key pad with a hard key too. Free of charge. Would need to be picked up from Mayfair though

@lukeaaronmoore I work in Mayfair. I have one in my office but also some spares lying around for a while which nobody needs

@Chiltonpops what are you, doing in Mayfair, with a safe😮