Chima

literally take away their happiness, triple it, and give it right back🥲🫰🏻 (yall mind if i drop my phan edit and run? thanks)

i’m so distraught someone please call in a bomb threat i will send you my exact coordinates

i can’t watch the buffy react until after i get off oh god this is so cruel someone call in a bomb threat pleaseeee

@phlondinof yeah, it would be politically tone deaf

@ChimaPhag the political climate rn is not very great for touring to say the least 🫩

i’m sorry but i’m not a dan and phil tour truther. at least not rn. I think they need a few years to cool down because they’ve been working non-stop. some consistency in your job is kind of important in your late 30’s lol

@seraphiminae yeah exactly, it’s dangerous to travel to many countries right now, it would be an irresponsible financial decision and lowkey politically tone deaf

@ChimaPhag also a lot of global flight routes are being impacted because of the literal war going on, ntm prices and everything, this would be a very logistically complicated and financially risky time to do a world tour 😭😭

@kyung_smol BYE😭

@ChimaPhag Read that as "im not a dan and Phil truther they need a few years to cool down" and I was like so true bestie they're always in heat lately

@spicybraiinz no literally😭 let’s give them a sec lol

@ChimaPhag like tit ended last year pls

@dinochairs yeah i don’t think they exist like at all actually

@ChimaPhag I missed the word “tour,” and have been sitting here pondering who is on my tl saying they’re not a Dan and Phil truther. Oh, tour! Yes, agree.

@lilitsamess i have a few because he’s literally not real

STOP and reply with the funniest picture of your cat right MEOW

the concept of him comparing dan and phil’s 16 year long relationship that was under a microscope of scrutiny their whole lives as actual popular influencers to his parasocial nonexistent relationship with abuser wilber soot is crazy work. don’t pmo

@amazingf4wn TAPSIFTIMKPSSYM i don’t know you capitalized every word and it scared me so i typed it out

They Are Planning Something I’m Feeling Tingles In My Kidneys Please Start Saving Your Money

if they don’t sit on top of eachother they will instantly die

being a girl in her 20’s in a town with an insane party culture is crazy because i have a big girl 9-5 office job but my roomate is offering me c*ke at 2am on a monday

how do i get people on here to care about my phanfiction? I promise its good PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE

phil’s going to login in and see date night 3 psychosis, gaming upload hysteria, break up rumors and a cease and desist from hybe.. they’re not coming back

microwave from hell i guess

@amazingf4wn @Adapopmomio on the bright side you have somehow taken over my timeline

@3m10811 @sapphinof @elles_greenaway !!

@ChimaPhag @sapphinof @elles_greenaway TAG ME PLEASEEE

any other phannie livie who shot up like a sleeper agent upon hearing this line

Since the day they met💞 olivia rodrigo phannies come hither <3

dan is a NICKNAME and nicknames r for FRIENDS, and Danis Notonfire is NO friend of mine