Anazo Chimdi

@winexviv Happy birthday Engr Alex......many happy returns.

On this day, I was born.

@CakeMaestro042 That year......

God when?

@Lifeof_AG01 👋

Who’s awake and active?

@onyekanwelue Kosara Chi........

One of the best things that happened to me of late, is not letting people have physical access to me. If you get problem, talk to God!

@Morris_Monye Spare the rod and spoil the child......

Fathers are still flogging their children in 2026?

@gabe_teee @PreoweiG Iseee

The next place Peter Obi will go from NDC is Aso Rock. In Jesus name!

@maxvayshia Happy bornday Doc.

Well, we are finally here, at the FOURTH FLOOR. This is 40! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳

@hamza_gidado @MobilePunch Brotherly.

@MobilePunch Another audio

𝗙𝗚 𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀, 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗳𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗹 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲: punchng.com/fg-raises-allo…

@markessien This way back oh.

Three years since the minister of Communications and Innovation was appointed, and he achieved many big wins: - Data prices are lower, and quality of internet is way better - The Post Office now works perfectly - Startup funding at all time high - 10,000s of techies got jobs - Nigeria is now a major outsourcing capital - Cyber security is very high - nobody is getting hacked - Bandits are easily traceable via their phone lines - Many early stage digital companies in all parts of the country - Broadband is now ubiquitous and cheap - The ministry website is loading quickly Congratulations - this shows that technocratic appointments are the best.

@CakeMaestro042 Ah Thank you Jesus........

Thank God for life, truly! Got into an accident last night with Amanda, and I don't know what was worse; my life flashing before my eyes, or Amanda getting hurt or even worse! Thank you Jesus!

@ChiBaby106 Act of Consecration to Jesus.

As a devout Catholic, just as you awake from sleep, you are asked to say (5)simple prayers within the Church. Which ones can you pull off effortlessly without mistakes? I'll go first: - The Angelus - Anima Christi - Act of Contrition - Tantum Ergo - Hail Holy Queen

@CakeMaestro042 Amen 🙏

Which is love and mercy itself, Amen

Eternal God, in whom mercy is endless and the treasury of compassion inexhaustible, look kindly upon us and increase Your Mercy in us so that, in difficult moments we may not despair nor become despondent but with great confidence, submit ourselves to Your Holy will,

Your returns in a money market fund will go up and down with interest rates in the economy, so the 19 percent you earn today may be 15 percent next year if the CBN cuts rates, and that is normal and expected.

You do not need a stockbroker or a financial advisor to open a money market fund account; most are available through apps on your phone, and the process takes less than ten minutes unless you are using MTN.

Every money market fund in Nigeria that is worth your time is registered and regulated by the Securities and Exchange Commission, so before you put your money anywhere, always check that the fund is on the SEC Nigeria website.

You can start a money market fund in Nigeria with as little as 1,000 naira and some funds accept even less, so the first excuse most people give is already gone.

A money market fund is not your money sitting idle, it is your money working every single day including weekends, and the returns are calculated daily even if they are paid monthly or quarterly.

When you put money in an MMF the fund manager buys treasury bills and commercial papers with it, which means the Nigerian government and big companies are literally paying interest on your behalf.

A money market fund is not a savings account and it is not the stock market, it sits in between, it is a pool of money managed by professionals who lend it to the government and top companies and share the interest back with you.

While most people were chasing stocks, some mutual funds quietly delivered up to 52% returns in Q1 2026. Here’s what smart investors are seeing that others are missing 👇 open.substack.com/pub/profitable…