Chip Patterson

TEN COUNT TUESDAY 10 wide receivers who are nightmare fuel for opposing DC’s (17.0 yards per reception, 5+ receiving touchdowns, 60+ receiving yards per game) KJ Duff, Rutgers Wyatt Young, Oklahoma State Duce Robinson, Florida State Jackson Harris, LSU Bryant Wesco, Clemson Omarion Miller, Arizona State Keshaun Singleton, Auburn Jayce Brown, LSU Kam Perry, Colorado Tre Richardson, Louisville *stats are 2025, teams are 2026

@ADavidHaleJoint BC: the entire 2015 game vs. Wake Wake: Espionage and Sabatoge UNC: Georgia Tech (in Atlanta especially) NC State: Dave Clawson Louisville: Kentucky LB Wesley Woodyard

Help me out on a project… Who is the all-time most hated arch villain in FOOTBALL ONLY — for: - BC - Wake - UNC - NC State - Louisville Can be a coach, player, whatever. Just who’s been the biggest thorn in the side/nemesis/villain for football. Hoops would be much easier.

i think UCLA will have the biggest year-over-year win improvement in the Big Ten in 2026, but what's the ceiling for the Bruins in Year 1 with Bob Chesney?

at the 3:21 mark Johnson talks about how he really does not want to catch the lip of the bunker as he's trying to put more spin on his second attempt. he describes one of the worst possible outcomes and sneers, "which i know that's what you two want"

If Spain wins this thing, Cape Verde ought to get a few first-place votes in the final polls.

The tailgate had the guys split on this one... Which program with the longest-tenured coaches would be best positioned to maintain their success? 🤔

@bykevinclark WE STAND FOR THE STRAND

The strand is back again today on first take 10 am talking ball.

never thought i'd end up anti-math but we can twist close game win percentage and turnover margin in a lot of different ways. projecting regression year-to-year doesn't seem (for a lot of reasons) as valuable as it once did

@s_helwick i respect the "ha ha" reaction. keeps the conversation moving for everyone on the chat but doesn't clutter up the screen. efficient way to keep vibes high

Utah head coach Morgan Scalley said there is a Big 12 coaches group chat. He’s not sure how he got added, but his biggest contribution is sending “ha ha” reacts.

The On3 graphics guy.

another day another dollar another season of being delighted by Willie Fritz. give me Houston to grab a Big 12 crown at some point in the next four years

this is actually what happens when i’m holding up our in-person fantasy draft to pitch the commissioner on last-minute rule and scoring changes like eliminating kickers and defense

TEN COUNT TUESDAY 10 running backs who knew the assignment (30+ 1st Down Runs, 75%+ 3rd down conversion, 5+ rushing TDs) Sedrick Alexander, Vanderbilt Gavin Sawchuk, Northwestern Chauncey Bowens, Georgia J’Koby Williams, Texas Tech Wayne Knight, UCLA Jordan Marshall, Michigan Reuben Owens, Texas A&M Ahmad Hardy, Missouri Bo Jackson, Ohio State Jordon Davison, Oregon *stats are 2025, teams are 2026

the tailgate asked for CFB comps with England going into Azteca and mine was a top-five team playing in Kinnick at night. like sure the favorite scored early but here's a Cooper DeJean punt return to send this place into a frenzy and flip the game.

@oeste my six year old just stutter stepped on me this is an epidemic impacting future generations!

*pointing at sign*

@TomFornelli now you’re getting it

The World Cup Round of 16 begins today. Here are my official power rankings of the 16 remaining teams.

college football is our most American sport. i had a blast putting this together for the holiday — one program for every decade of the last 100 years. happy 4th! cbssports.com/college-footba…

@BudElliott3 @TomFornelli @JoshBorkoskyEMS @Cover3Podcast @dannykanell info cuts both ways. i played from 1992-97 on a pretty good team, but stopped when my friends (also the best players) got picked for various travel/select teams. apparently they weren't looking for glue guys

@TomFornelli @Chip_Patterson @JoshBorkoskyEMS @Cover3Podcast @dannykanell Did any of us actually play soccer growing up? That could be a key detail here.

@Chip_Patterson @JoshBorkoskyEMS @Cover3Podcast @BudElliott3 @dannykanell I am clearly the shows superior athlete

@JoshBorkoskyEMS @TomFornelli @Cover3Podcast @BudElliott3 @dannykanell if we are kicking and playing in net i think one of the other boys could end up getting more stops with better wingspan-athleticism. but im the only one regularly getting kicks in right now so i think i could win a target-style competition

@TomFornelli Ok, so that begs the question…who wins the @Cover3Podcast PK challenge? You, @Chip_Patterson, @BudElliott3, or @dannykanell?

I say this as somebody who isn't standing alone 12 yards away from a net having to kick a ball into it with 70,000 people around me and my entire country watching at home, but there's no way I miss entirely.