Chippy

True Blood is pretty cool. Anna Paquin has a nice rack, and they don't moon and gripe like those pansy ass Twighlight vampires.

Ann Heche is batshit crazy, and ugly to boot.

Anybody else think that the tatoo on Brock Lesner's chest look like something a teenager scribbled on his Pee Chee?

@alyankovic All The Polkas!!! The Polka medleys are AWESOME!!!!

Brock Lesner is a big woman. What? That's right! I said it!

How does one get into the the UFC? Who did Lesner blow?

I bet that little Broad from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" could take Lesner.

@talltaleradio Yeah, I think you have to walk upright and have actual working thumbs in order to get into a KFC.

Who is this Morgan Stanley asshole and why does he think he can get away with calling me a douche bag for twittering?

If I find this Morgan Stanley dickwad, I'll beat him like he stole something.

Maybe I'll beat Lesner over the head with him.

Lesner still hasn't called for a match. Maybe I should I silt him to his face. Anyone know where this side of beef lives?

I meant to say insult of course. These touch screens are harder to handle with furry fingers.

I like Twitter. It's like Facebook without all the mob vs vampire- Jedi farm bullshit.

Facebook also has all that "Susie threw a sheep" at you horseshit. Yeah? Well I threw a fucking truck back at you, susie! Fuck you!

And how about all these fruity quizzes?"find out which Harry potter character you are!" or "which fucking Smurf are you"? Fuck!

Tell you what, if you took the time to take the Smurf quiz then you are Jack-off Smurf! Go fuck yourself!

@alyankovic What a pansy. It's a great way for his stupid song to have a second life. Blunt is a douche

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