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@hanriclontz You can barely wipe your own arses...

Why do women say "no uterus, no opinion"? If men don't want children then the uterus is useless, and if babies could be produced from trees or factories, many men would choose that option. Should men start creating babies in laboratories?

@Themightysnail1 @jpxan71 She's all of us.

@jpxan71 @ChirpyChet By all means, abandon the toddler!

This look says it all… he’s a fucking disgrace to the last 250 years of American independence

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Writer Michael Rosen's advice to parents after son died of meningitis youtu.be/a68zJS4kvpI?si… via @YouTube

@AliJune_22 @ITVNewsPolitics That's more like it 😂

@ChirpyChet @ITVNewsPolitics Her track record as a magistrate doesn't fully bear that out.

'I really wanted to come on in a Reform tartan burka, but apparently I wasn't allowed' 'On day lets do one of these events not livestreamed. We'll do all the naughty stuff' Sarah Pochin says she wants to wear a tartan burka at Reform's Scottish Election launch

@CraigJCurtis @ITVNewsPolitics Tanking in the polls, so they've got to up the racism ante.

@ChirpyChet @ITVNewsPolitics Trying to keep her appalling profile up now she has to compete with the equally appalling Braverman(who at the moment seems to have lost her voice).

@shanedurrant @PippaCrerar 😄

@ChirpyChet @PippaCrerar Well reform is stuffed full of cocks...

Reform chair David Bull has just introduced Nigel Farage at the party's Scottish campaign conference as "the most famous politician in the country, if not the world".

@AliJune_22 @ITVNewsPolitics Hard to imagine, but maybe she was saner then...

@ChirpyChet @ITVNewsPolitics How the hell was she ever a Magistrate?

@GrantTantrum @kaitlancollins @ISinkovits It's wild!!!

@ChirpyChet @kaitlancollins @ISinkovits He went there 😳 I thought it was AI, He truly is disgusting, There has to be an intervention soon

Asked why he didn't coordinate with allies before going to war with Iran, Trump says, "We didn't tell anyone about it. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor, OK?"

@Mollyploofkins We've fucked you over, but take comfort, our "allies" are suffering even more. FFS.

Vance says Americans should find comfort in the fact that our allies are "suffering more than we are" from high gas prices

@Frances_Coppola @EdwardHarkins Thank you again, Frances, for spotlighting and dispelling the ignorance.

Yet another account that does not know the law. Pills for terminations cannot be obtained from the NHS after 10 weeks gestation. The vanishingly small number of cases of drug-induced late termination involved pills illegally obtained from a foreign online source. Requiring a face-to-face consultation before supplying pills LEGALLY (ie within the 10-week limit) would make no difference at all in these extreme cases. But it would make it more difficult for women to obtain legal abortions in the first trimester. This is not in anyone's interests.

@Frances_Coppola @Saral61 Excellent post Frances, very clear and why I retweeted as soon as I saw and read it. Thank you

@Saral61 @ChirpyChet I am glad.

OK, I am bored with this lie now. Here are the facts. - Abortion remains illegal after 24 weeks gestation except in certain rare and exceptional circumstances - Supplying pills to terminate a pregnancy remains illegal after 10 weeks gestation - Abortion still requires two doctors' signatures to be performed legally - Women seeking terminations must still meet one of the criteria set out in the 1967 Abortion Act - Forced abortion remains a crime - Anyone, including medical professionals, who helps a woman obtain an abortion outside the law is liable for prosecution. In short, "abortion up to birth" HAS NOT been legalised. What the new law does is prevent women from being criminalised for ending their own pregnancies without medical help - a hugely risky practice that women only do if they are desperate. Parliament recognises that these women need care and support, not draconian punishment. Importantly, the new law also protects women who have suffered late miscarriages or stillbirths from being prosecuted for their loss and potentially spending years in jail for what is a tragedy, not a crime. bills.parliament.uk/publications/5…

@Loverism__ Stop engaging with this cunt. It's 1000% ragebait. Have a look at his tweets.

From hottie with a body to FRIDGE CITY! 🤢

🌹 | 36 years ago today, Depeche Mode released "Violator" (UK 1990) #DepecheMode