Chirpy Chet

@niamhnih So sorry to read this, wishing you the best of luck with finding it!!! Retweeted 💚

I LOST MY ENGAGEMENT RING 💔😭 I got the train from Sallins to Heuston this evening, luas to Busáras and the went through Trinity to Kildare Street. I know this is a long shot, but I’ve seen it done before. My DMs are open 🙏

Please donate if you can Fi's dad has done such an epic walk for such a good cause. 🙌🙌

@potteriesmade Girls and women of Makerfield, take note.

@ChirpyChet That’s no patriot…..a sexist Neanderthal

That Robert Kenyon sure sounds like a gem: ‘English women just walk around with their fat bellies and odd shapes pushing a pram at 16’ 🤨 ‘Women can’t ref, drive or give directions’: Reform candidate sexism row deepens as more ‘degrading’ posts resurface independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

@TruthBerner34 You are a shallow, utter loser.

Why doesn’t he just threaten to divorce her if she doesn’t lose weight?

@1goodtern Absolutely mad. I'd lose it!!!

The temperature is over 30° and one of our neighbours is burning a chopped down tree in their garden, filling up all our houses with smoke when closing the windows turns the house into an oven. Some people are just so spectacularly a) inconsiderate and b) stupid.

@Alan55381125 @n_dorries @Stephen270453 Oh look, a rightwat. 🙄

@n_dorries @Stephen270453 @ChirpyChet One benefit… the loonie left were given the chance to put VAT on schooling. Thats got to be a winner

Because Brexit has famously worked out so well for the country and anyone who isn't super wealthy or a billionaire. I'm so sick of these selfish pillocks.

@Stephen270453 We are worse off, having left. Can't you people use your heads, just for once?

@ChirpyChet Perhaps you could tell me how you or I will be better off if we rejoin?

@AliJune_22 @AndrewW66619812 That's the beautiful patriotism, hard-worker/graft don't you know 🙄

@ChirpyChet @AndrewW66619812 What an absolute wanker.

@jpxan71 Plasma TVs, Sky dish, and PlayStation was the Daily lament from the Fail. But of course protect our women and down with the foreign ones. Oh wait 🤔

@ChirpyChet 25 years ago he’d be lamenting the left giving those English women phones and flat screen tvs to bang out a few chavs for a council house that they didn’t even adorn with a St George’s flag on Benefits Street…. But people would see through that now yea 🤷‍♀️

@rahhead01 @le18474 It's so well-deserved 💗

@ChirpyChet @le18474 No thank you to all of you! Amazing you all got him to number one fundraiser too! Xx

Hey All! So my dad has made it to his goal of 150 miles and has actually done 152 of them! I am beyond proud of him for this achievement for the fundraiser for Parkinson’s UK! Please continue to like/share and donate if you can, it will help people like my mum! Thanks! 💞 events.parkinsons.org.uk/fundraisers/pe…

@Gillian275Gm Looks glorious 🍺

Still haven't done the lunch dishes from everyone over and the garden is a mess... so an easy but soooo tasty dinner with the boys. Baked for 25 and mixed with pasta. Boom.

@lydiakauppi Outstanding dupe. Fabulous taste!!

Left: The 50s Italian designer chandelier that ruined me for all others Right: The $394 dupe I eventually settled for after doing deep spiritual work to accept I have neither a time travel machine nor $20k in chandelier money

@paulyc197 Yes the public shall fight to be ever poorer amd with fewer opportunities. Exactly why you fight for this shit is beyond comprehension. But you go fight lad.

@ChirpyChet The public will also fight it. It'll never happen.

@freethinker967 @armstr7140 Aw bless. Here come the simpletons, ready to hold each other for moral support.

@armstr7140 @ChirpyChet They all are Indoctrinated halfwits

@freethinker967 First of all. No point carping about Labour. Tories presented us with the current Brexit shit sandwich. But if you do want to talk Labour, the plan to phase out animal testing was... their manifesto commitment. You talked about trade deals but refused to acknowledge reality.

@ChirpyChet I just gave you 2 metrics where we are better Labour want to nationalise Steal production That’s against EU rules too

@susie_dent @Soddem_Hall Swullock safely everyone

Word of the Day is ‘swullocking’: swelteringly, stiflingly hot. From 19th-century East Anglian dialect.