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@NFL_DovKleiman Imagine inserting a crying emoji into this tweet dov. Fuck me dead champ. I’m certain that you’re a lizard person of some description or some sort of Chinese made robot.

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Browns superstar QB Deshaun Watson is giving his wife Jilly Anais private golf lessons when he's not training. Watson embodies the "work-hard, play-hard" mentality. It's hard not to like this guy ❤️🥹

@NFL_DovKleiman There’s nothing more special than true love, and of course, Dov

Any chance one of the 7 Fox sports channels could show us the premier league darts form the other night instead of the bloody J Mac doco. It’s been on 4 different channels over the last 2 days ffs

@spannaforce Any palm tree in Sydney should be absolutely destroyed and disposed of

@matt__nicholls Of course they should have. They let him stater a game after clearly being injured last season and he lasted 90 seconds. Here’s a knowledge bomb. Both of these things can be correct at the same time

@matt__nicholls Interesting comment

@Chitti_83 You need to see a therapist.

@matt__nicholls Collingwood delisted a 34 year old when their biggest problem is an aging list

You guys and the bell can absolutely fuck yourselves but I’m 100% here for this. Legend

@MCG 81,818

Picture perfect. What’s your crowd prediction for tonight’s match? 🔮

Someone send this plonker the Ricky Ponting runout compilation

Has anyone actually tried to check their PSI or god forbid, pump their tyres up recently? Every second servo the hose is gone, the machine is out of order etc. meanwhile these fucks makes billions of $ per year. Make air compressors great again

@Kidcowboy2 But what about if you factor in driving 2kms off your normal route to go to the servo to pump the tyres up

Edgecliffe or anywhere else with a teal local member

He’s posted up in absolute prime real estate on the 16th tee. And he has his fucking kid with him. Boot the pair of them

Imagine missing out on a masters ticket because some bloke wants to take his fukn 8 year old kid. Deadset.

@clarky_82 You love to see it

@Chitti_83 NFI mate but it doesn’t look good, maybe the Bellamy era is over Warriors giving it to them

Storm in trouble. Haven’t seen them defend this bad in a long long time #NRLStormWarriors

@FinbarrBevan @ESPNcricinfo Yeh well fuck em

@ESPNcricinfo Americans hate this stat

One of cricket's amazing coincidences! Happy birthday, Alec Stewart 🎉