Suckhead

my grandpa just sent this to me

@wylfcen doomster / deemster / dempster is actually used in some British dialects

STOP saying “judge.” The native English word is “doomer,” from Old English dōm (“judgment”) + -ere (“-er”).

@feelpsychosis would

White shirts look better when you’re tanned

@shanewallick @NoVa_Jacksonian @Homiedino @souljagoyteller fighting in ukraine

@NoVa_Jacksonian @Homiedino @souljagoyteller What happened to them anyway?

The more you read about Woodrow Wilson, the more is revealed to you that the online hatred of him is patently ridiculous

@MrGreyyy96 dream material

Taller than 6ft, bigger than 6in, dom, loves to eat, will grope you all day. Boyfriend material?

@eddyluvsyou these are really doing something for me even as i can’t relate to them in the slightest

Sent someone a face pic and he stopped responding...

@aquablvd you’re so strong

turned on right now and deleted grindr idgaf

26 is lowkey 17 in COVID years though so I still got time

@bg7407 he wants a masc not a short pathetic twink

@Chivcel Learn to top gay boy

i finally met a guy who thinks I’m cute who’s SO HANDSOME and interesting and funny and perfect in every way except that he’s also a bottom and we could never be together because I could never make him happy. I am so fucking depressed

i got these new shorts

@vicioushardy @pgroubs tough one

left or right?

his outfit's cute and you're a homophobe

@harmonia_queen aww thanks

@Chivcel omg i love ur pin

why does life feel so foggy rn

@6footand8inches at least 1 other person in the interaction was aware of something illicit and that’s enough

@Chivcel So your parents know what Grindr is?

t-mobile guy scrolled past grindr on my phone in front of my parents

@Vidor1 @LegoRacers2 can’t you cite tweets and facebook posts and shit now

@LegoRacers2 Slate ran a story once about some writer who tried to edit her own Wikipedia page to show that she'd gotten divorced, only for Wiki to delete the edit b/c there was no source. So the woman had to get a friend at Slate to write an article about her stating that she was divorced.

In 2014 there was a multi-week wiki edit war concerning the fact that this was somehow the only free and available photo of Nick Offerman

so there’s two of you and you still can’t host…

@blau_val so beautiful

flowers.